THE_COUNTERREVOLUTIONARY: When I was in high school I always wanted to have "rated R" as my nickname, but there was only one guy who I could get to use it. You know how it is, you can't really push a nickname.
ME_MYSELF: You want me to set you as "RATED_R" in my journal?
THE_COUNTERREVOLUTIONARY: Yes! Can you do it-
ME_MYSELF: Retroactively? Yes.
:: THE_COUNTERREVOLUTIONARY shimmers and morphs into RATED_R
RATED_R: Sweet! I'll finally be called by my high school nickname. . . . after all this time . . .