Journal FortKnox's Journal: Gotta boy, can't think of a good journal entry. 11
Yeah, no good conspiracies going on...
Had my kid. If you're interested you already know this. The end.
Had my kid. If you're interested you already know this. The end.
Wow (Score:1)
Had my Kid (Score:2)
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Pics are availble via link on my website [marotti.com]
Congrats! (Score:2)
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++$population (Score:2)
Joey, some tips, based on experience as both son and father:
1) Always do what your mom says. Don't ask. Don't think. Just do. Until you're a teenager, then try to be nice to her after that.
2) Always listen to your dad's long-winded 'back in my day' stories. I know you're heard 'Back in my day, we watched Star Wars movies in two-dimensions
3) The reason they'll rag you about homework and getting a part-time job later is that they love you more than anything. It will be hard to imagine, but it will be true.
4) You need Legos. Lots of Legos. Lots and lots of Legos. Try grandparents for extras. You'll also need a computer real soon, but check with dad on that.
5) There are bad people in the world. The bad things they do will be scary. This is balanced out by the good people and what they do. And yes, what you do will make a difference.
6) Never bet on an inside straight. Never split two face cards. Always take the odds in craps and avoid the middle of the table. Betting on red or black is not a 50/50 proposition. Slots are a ripoff.
7) The people with the red pencils in school have the power. Fighting them by not participating in class means you lose.
8) Two Words: Monty Python.
9) If they tease you in high school about being smart and good at various classes, be secure in the thought that we are moving towards a technocracy and you will be all-powerful. A corollary to this is to remember that 4-dimensional
10) The Earth is important. Do no harm. On the other hand, if something tries to hurt you, feel free to think of yourself first.
That's it for now. Good luck in this weird new 'being alive thing' and we'll be waiting here online for your first first post.
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8) Two Words: Monty Python.
This is now 8-b.).
8-a.) Two Words: Mel Brooks
Sorry, was born and raise on Mel Brooks, and I revere him as a god in comedy
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It's one of the coolest aspects of being a parent, being able to introduce neobioforms to all the killer stuff in the world.
In honor of the current SW hullabaloo, I think I should have added:
11) Let the Wookie win.
LOL
In any case, best of luck to you two, and have fun!
Name? (Score:2)
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Named after my father (although my wife did consider the name "Orion", all the rest were pretty unique, yet normal).
Re:Name? (Score:2)
My roommate's kid is named Random Burden. No kidding. Short, sweet, and painful.
Congrats! (Score:2)