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Real Troll Talk - Issue #2

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Interview
[Me] (3:18:12 AM): ror
TRoLLaXoR (3:18:29 AM): hello
[Me] (3:24:02 AM): how is your .com business?
TRoLLaXoR (3:24:11 AM): trollaxor.com is raking it in sir
[Me] (3:24:31 AM): excellent. what is your main customer demographic?
TRoLLaXoR (3:24:54 AM): gay niggers
[Me] (3:26:34 AM): are you being serious?
TRoLLaXoR (3:26:45 AM): have you read my site lately?
[Me] (3:29:02 AM): yes, i've seen it
[Me] (3:29:11 AM): you basically have an archive of your trolls
TRoLLaXoR (3:29:14 AM): yessir
TRoLLaXoR (3:29:21 AM): gay niggers go mad for trollaxor.com
[Me] (3:29:52 AM): i actually have a friend who happens to be black and is bi-sexual
[Me] (3:30:04 AM): so technically i guess he's not really a gay nigger but he's close
TRoLLaXoR (3:30:09 AM): vary
[Me] (3:56:30 AM): why do you think other trolls kind of looked up to you?
[Me] (3:56:41 AM): at one point, you had quite a following
TRoLLaXoR (3:57:32 AM): i had a site.
TRoLLaXoR (3:57:36 AM): a working scoop site.
[Me] (3:58:45 AM): why did you initially go with scoop as opposed to slashcode?
TRoLLaXoR (4:00:40 AM): i had slash installed. it was a wreck. scoop worked much smoother.
[Me] (4:00:58 AM): how did you learn about computers?
TRoLLaXoR (4:02:23 AM): i got a commodore when i was six.
[Me] (4:07:14 AM): then the commodore, then you found the web at some point
TRoLLaXoR (4:07:23 AM): halloween 1995
[Me] (4:07:38 AM): what was your first ISP?
TRoLLaXoR (4:07:47 AM): AOL. i immediately went to work on the AOL chat rooms.
[Me] (4:08:03 AM): which ones did you target?
TRoLLaXoR (4:08:12 AM): i'm pretty sure the gay ones
[Me] (4:09:48 AM): explain your first techniques
TRoLLaXoR (4:10:14 AM): pretty close to, but not as clever (ror) as http://trollaxor.com/text/cybersex.html
[Me] (4:11:20 AM): ror
[Me] (4:11:44 AM): i particularly like your "i just ruptured your colon boooooommmmm" line
[Me] (4:12:06 AM): how did you originally think of these trolling tactics/skills/techniques?
[Me] (4:12:17 AM): are you simply a natural?
TRoLLaXoR (4:12:38 AM): i guess so. they were pretty crude. pretty much "FAGS LOLOL"
TRoLLaXoR (4:12:44 AM): but the urge was always there.
TRoLLaXoR (4:13:04 AM): i started baiting them after a while
TRoLLaXoR (4:13:07 AM): tricking them
TRoLLaXoR (4:13:19 AM): things changed once i hit slashdot though
[Me] (4:13:36 AM): i'm sure they did
[Me] (4:13:51 AM): we can continue this at some other time
TRoLLaXoR (4:14:00 AM): i'm around all night
TRoLLaXoR (4:14:07 AM): i don't get out of here til noon eastern
[Me] (4:14:24 AM): of course, you're trollaxor
[Me] (4:14:35 AM): good night
TRoLLaXoR (4:14:46 AM): bye

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