Journal FortKnox's Journal: Joey update 13
My wife is helping out with our church's daycamp. They are going to The Beach Waterpark today. She took Joey with her, and my fatherly instincts are kicking into overdrive. She has to help watch a buncha kids, along with a little two year old that thinks he's invincible in water. Suffice to say, if you read about STB and what the stress of him losing his ring did, you have an idea of what my gut is going through (granted, STB's condition is tons worse than mine, I still am not very comfy).
I might as well update on Joey. He's potty training, meaning he usually runs around the house bottomless. The only time he's peed on the floor is when he sat on his potty chair and forgot to 'point down'. That landed on my arm, BTW.
But he's got peeing down to a T (actually, worse, cause he knows if he says "gotta go potty" he can get out of sleeping and such, so he's abusing his privilege lately)... The problem is taking a dump. He's done it a couple times on the pot, but he has taken a dump on the floor once (luckily it wasn't difficult to clean up). Its becoming tricky, but hopefully he'll figure it out soon enough.
Oh, sorry for the lack of a disclaimer, but some new parents have to know what to look forward to ;-)
I might as well update on Joey. He's potty training, meaning he usually runs around the house bottomless. The only time he's peed on the floor is when he sat on his potty chair and forgot to 'point down'. That landed on my arm, BTW.
But he's got peeing down to a T (actually, worse, cause he knows if he says "gotta go potty" he can get out of sleeping and such, so he's abusing his privilege lately)... The problem is taking a dump. He's done it a couple times on the pot, but he has taken a dump on the floor once (luckily it wasn't difficult to clean up). Its becoming tricky, but hopefully he'll figure it out soon enough.
Oh, sorry for the lack of a disclaimer, but some new parents have to know what to look forward to
Love is... (Score:2)
Re:Love is... (Score:2)
Weird, this Desitin is not sticking... And it's coming back out... And it's orange! Ack!
Then instincts kick in and you try to shake your hand to get the poop off. And that's when you remember that baby poop is really soft and runny and it easily comes off your finger/hand when shaking and readily sticks to the wall.
Re:Love is... (Score:2)
Well obviously you wouldn't get pissed, you get pooped. Duh.
Re:Love is... (Score:2)
The Joy of Potty Training (Score:1)
It was like that for a few months- then one day- she got over it. Now she is fine. Our second caught on really fast since she watched her older sister go through it. My son will be
Re:The Joy of Potty Training (Score:2)
jason
Re:The Joy of Potty Training (Score:1)
Re:The Joy of Potty Training (Score:3, Funny)
Is that why your alias is stoolpigeon.
I am weak
hey, could be worse (Score:2)
Abusing the privilege (Score:2)
Although the fun side is that she was apparently listening during all those first months when I was making a comedy routine out
All the worlds a stage (Score:2)
Stages of Man from "As You Like It" [about.com].
All the world's a stage,
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages. At first the infant,
Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms;
And the Last scene of all,
That ends this strange eventful history,
Is second childishness and mere oblivion;
Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans every thin
Potty Training. (Score:1)