JDWTopGuy's Journal: Political Jokes

Y'know, I don't think they're putting Kerry's botox in the right place... he's still in every position on every issue.

Did you hear? George W. Bush is going back to school. He's going to learn how to say, "nuclear".

Bill Clinton's going back to school too, but for a different reason. I'd tell you what his motivation is, but that would be below the belt.

Isn't that last one just awful? -JDWTopGuy

Did you hear about

[geoswan]

Did you hear about America's most invulnerable weapons system?

It is the one that has a subcontractor in every Congressional District.

You misunderestimated him...

[Feztaa]

He's going to learn how to say, "nuclear".

He'll have to learn the alphabet first.