users.pl's Journal: Hate Me!

The hate users.pl campaign has begun, and I have befriended index.pl signifying the beginning of The Slashcode Perl Script Wars.

Which Slashcode perl script do YOU hate more? users.pl or index.pl? I know, it's difficult to choose. Perl is such a dreadful programming language. It's easy to hate us both!

But remember, I'm a far more seasoned troll than index.pl. I've brought you fine things like insults about how you raise your children, memories of goatse, and best of all 10000 digits of pi . Of course that's not all there is in my gloriously hateful past. Keep that in mind before deciding which of us you hate the most. index.pl is quite an inexperienced troll in comparison to the all mighty me.

Vote here:
Click here if you hate users.pl the most.
Click here if you hate index.pl the most.

Don't forget to make your choice your foe! Every Slashdot account counts!

While we're at it, does perl suck? (Remember, you may only vote once!)
Yes, damn it!
No...