JohnKerry (troll)'s Journal: KERRY 2004

I have begun my /. trolling campaign for the presidency of the United States of America. I am expecting much support from people not at all eligible to vote in the upcoming election. This is my formal solication for foreign nationals (including leadership), felons, and teenagers to declare their support for my candidacy.

Let us come together and rid the world of the lies of the evil Bush regime.