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Journal ReciprocityProject's Journal: REAL_LIFE_CONVERSATION: Stranger than Fiction

ME_MYSELF: ::walking in the door:: Hey, what's up?

KHALIS: Oh. You must have not gotten my message.

KHALIS: We think RASZAGAL is in labor.

RASZAGAL: Hey, ME_MYSELF.

JAY_JAY_THE_JET_PLANE: DADDY. SOMEBODY SHOT YOU DADDY. DADDY, SOMEBODY SHOT YOU.

ME_MYSELF: So, no game tonight?

KHALIS: Hold on, JAY_JAY_THE_JET_PLANE, I'm coming.

KHALIS: Did you want me to check on your car?

JAY_JAY_THE_JET_PLANE: SOMEBODY SHOT YOU, DADDY.

ME_MYSELF: Oh, no, I left it in the shop. Actually, I was going to get DEATH_DEALER or RATED_R to drive me back there so I could pick it up. I should probably call DEATH_DEALER.

KHALIS: I can take you.

ME_MYSELF: ::awkward concerned look::

JAY_JAY_THE_JET_PLANE: DADDY. SOMEBODY SHOT YOU.

RASZAGAL: You're really not imposing that much. It's gonna be a few hours.

KHALIS: We can hit the comic book store on the way.

ME_MYSELF: Well - yeah, I guess if you were going there anyway.

KHALIS: Here let me see. I don't see anything, JAY_JAY_THE_JET_PLANE.

JAY_JAY_THE_JET_PLANE: SOMEBODY SHOT YOU. I SAW IT.

KHALIS: Ok, yeah, he's there. But I can only go three quarters speed, cause I took damage in the last battle.

JAY_JAY_THE_JET_PLACE: THERE HE IS, DADDY, I SEE HIM.

KHALIS: I can't go to warp inside a solar system or I'll burn up. Or maybe you can go to warp. Hold on, I don't know what I'm doing with this because I didn't read the manual.

KHALIS'S COMPUTER: Warning: Cardassian warship decloaking. ::phaser sound effect::

ME_MYSELF: What game is this?

JAY_JAY_THE_JET_PLANE: THERE HE IS DADDY. HE SHOT YOU AGAIN.

KHALIS: Uhhhh, Starfleet Armada.

KHALIS'S COMPUTER: ::phaser & photon torpedo sound effects::

KHALIS: Hey, look JAY_JAY_THE_JET_PLANE, it's a photon torpedo. ::shoots more photon torpedos::

JAY_JAY_THE_JET_PLANE: YEAH, IT'S A PHOTON TORPEDO.

KHALIS'S COMPUTER: Target destroyed.

KHALIS: Ok, you want to hit the comic book shop, and then we'll take ME_MYSELF to pick up his car. But you can only take TWO starships, ok?

JAY_JAY_THE_JET_PLANE: Ok!

RASZAGAL: Hey, if you're going out, take hyper-boy with you.

RASZAGAL: And take the cell-phone too.

If all else fails, lower your standards.

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