Journal ReciprocityProject's Journal: REAL_LIFE_CONVERSATION: Stranger than Fiction
ME_MYSELF:
KHALIS: Oh. You must have not gotten my message.
KHALIS: We think RASZAGAL is in labor.
RASZAGAL: Hey, ME_MYSELF.
JAY_JAY_THE_JET_PLANE: DADDY. SOMEBODY SHOT YOU DADDY. DADDY, SOMEBODY SHOT YOU.
ME_MYSELF: So, no game tonight?
KHALIS: Hold on, JAY_JAY_THE_JET_PLANE, I'm coming.
KHALIS: Did you want me to check on your car?
JAY_JAY_THE_JET_PLANE: SOMEBODY SHOT YOU, DADDY.
ME_MYSELF: Oh, no, I left it in the shop. Actually, I was going to get DEATH_DEALER or RATED_R to drive me back there so I could pick it up. I should probably call DEATH_DEALER.
KHALIS: I can take you.
ME_MYSELF:
JAY_JAY_THE_JET_PLANE: DADDY. SOMEBODY SHOT YOU.
RASZAGAL: You're really not imposing that much. It's gonna be a few hours.
KHALIS: We can hit the comic book store on the way.
ME_MYSELF: Well - yeah, I guess if you were going there anyway.
KHALIS: Here let me see. I don't see anything, JAY_JAY_THE_JET_PLANE.
JAY_JAY_THE_JET_PLANE: SOMEBODY SHOT YOU. I SAW IT.
KHALIS: Ok, yeah, he's there. But I can only go three quarters speed, cause I took damage in the last battle.
JAY_JAY_THE_JET_PLACE: THERE HE IS, DADDY, I SEE HIM.
KHALIS: I can't go to warp inside a solar system or I'll burn up. Or maybe you can go to warp. Hold on, I don't know what I'm doing with this because I didn't read the manual.
KHALIS'S COMPUTER: Warning: Cardassian warship decloaking.
ME_MYSELF: What game is this?
JAY_JAY_THE_JET_PLANE: THERE HE IS DADDY. HE SHOT YOU AGAIN.
KHALIS: Uhhhh, Starfleet Armada.
KHALIS'S COMPUTER:
KHALIS: Hey, look JAY_JAY_THE_JET_PLANE, it's a photon torpedo.
JAY_JAY_THE_JET_PLANE: YEAH, IT'S A PHOTON TORPEDO.
KHALIS'S COMPUTER: Target destroyed.
KHALIS: Ok, you want to hit the comic book shop, and then we'll take ME_MYSELF to pick up his car. But you can only take TWO starships, ok?
JAY_JAY_THE_JET_PLANE: Ok!
RASZAGAL: Hey, if you're going out, take hyper-boy with you.
RASZAGAL: And take the cell-phone too.