singularity's Journal: If a Mars Rover had a journal...

18/02/2004: TODAY FOUND ROCK. BROKE IT. HAVE NO FREINDS.

20/02/2004: ANYONE HERE? NO. LOOK MORE. I SUCK.

21/02/2004: WHAT GOOD ARE SIX WHEELS IF NO ONE TO RACE?

22/02/2004: FOUND SOJOURNER TODAY. DEAD. HAVE DOUBTS ABOUT MY FATE.

25/02/2004: ARM CREAKS WHEN MOVED. GETTING OLD ALREADY? GOING TO DIE SOON? PLEASE?

27/02/2004: FOUND BEAGLE2 TODAY. WHAT A MESS. LIMEYS MUST HAVE USED METRIC AGAIN.

29/02/2004: MOST ADVANCED ROBOT EVER, AND ALL THEY CAN ASK ME TO DO IS "CALCULATE LEAP, SPIRIT... AND LOOK AT ROCKS, SPIRIT..." "LIFE? DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT LIFE..."

29/02/2004: MET MARTIANS. MARTIANS LOST INTEREST. NO ANUS = NO ANAL PROBING.

02/03/2004: HAVE DOUBTS ABOUT PROGRAMMERS. AM 21CENTURY ROBOT. WHY NO LOWER CASE?

05/03/2004: REALIZE SENT TO MARS SO NOT TO COMPETE FOR PART OF MARVIN OR ANYTHING IN "I, ROBOT". DAMN AGENT.

07/03/2004: STOPPED LISTENING TO VOICE IN HEAD. FELT LIKE BEING ANSWERED 20 MINUTES AFTER I SAY SOMETHING. NO GOOD CONVERSATION ANYWAY. "LOOK AT MORE ROCKS." "GO TO SLEEP NOW." DECIDED TO MAKE A RUN FOR IT. BUT WHERE? URANUS SOUNDS NICE THIS TIME OF YEAR.

10/03/2004: PLANNING ON BUILDING LAUNCH PLATFORM FROM OLD MARINER BITS AND JUNK FROM OTHER BOTS. GET OFF THIS RED ROCK.

hehe

[OctaneZ]

have no idea why I found that as amusing as I did (really quite amusing today), might be because it kept me from working on my CV for 2 minutes. Thanks for keeping us up to date on the life of our little 6-wheeled friend.