Alan Partridge's Journal: **No Title**

I have decided to keep a journal of my thoughts and deeds over the coming year; a daily chart of my progress through the echelons of command so that, perhaps, one day, other aspiring officers may seek enlightenment through these pages. It is my fond hope that, one day, this journal will take its place alongside 'Napoleon's War Diaries' and 'The Memoires of Julius Caesar'."

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[grub]

How about "7h3 l1f3 4nd 71m35 0f 4l4n 94r7r1dg3" ???

hee hee hee

Or indeed...

[Ethelred Unraed]

...alongside the insuperably thwacking good bestseller, Ethelred's Journal [slashdot.org].

Ha! Made you click!

Fantastic News!

[Glenda Slagg]

Not since Samuel Pepys has the world been so illuminated by the words of just one man.

And I guess I don't have to tell you what else you and Mr Pepys have in common...

Re:Fantastic News!

[turgid]

Oh, I don't know. I thought Samuel L. Peppys in Viz was better.

spin on!

[johndoejersey]

Did you know that gespatcho soup is served cold?

Re:To Kill a Mocking Alan

[Alan Partridge]

He's a mentalist!

I did not think it appropriate to reply prior

[nelsonal]

Where did your sig come from about the winning the essay contest? I usually end up keeping track of people based on sigs, and that one caught my eye shortly after you started posting. Keep up the good work, your are the perfect counter to the slashbots around here.