mcgrew's Journal: Nobots Chapter Twenty Two

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OK, guys, here's what Rority told me about time. Uh, don't tell him I told you (he said to say that. I don't know why).

He said Einstein nailed it but few protohumans get what he meant. Rority says the "ten dimension" guys are a joke, that there are four. There are three dimensional axises sliding down the fourth axis, and when it gets to the end the end is the beginning.

I think he's just fucking with my head. So I ask him how far back we're going. Ancient Rome?

He thought that was funny. Maybe it is, I don't speak ancient Roman. So I can only go back fifteen years, but you guys can come along if you're quiet. I wouldn't bother, not much happened.

I'm trying to talk Rority into telling me Saturday's winning lottery number, but he just laughs. He thinks I'm funny.

Rority's weird. I love his stratodoober, though. I wish he'd let me know how they work, but he says I just wouldn't understand.

Oh, he says this is a short trip because he has to get back before... uh, what? Before Kennedy dies? I don't get... oh shit, he pressed the butto

Immy Died
        "Captain Immy" has stopped his Pointless Audio show!
        The poor kid couldn't handle the pressure. Hell, I know I wouldn't have been able to handle it at his age; I never knew how he managed to produce so many shows. He has talent (even if part of it is a talent for pissing people off). He's posted hs reasons at his page.
        A few things he things he didn't mention but I've guessed (and don't know if they are, in fact, true)-
        He's probably got a solid D- in school and a lot of "detention"
        He's probably grounded a lot (he's called both his parents "stupid dicks" on the show, and he mentions ego on the page). For all I know, his parents may have thrown his PC away (or threatened to)
        His girlfriend probably told him "It's me or that damned show"
        Long time Fragfest readers know that my wife, Becky, hates computers ("get off that demned thing!"), but she LIKED Immy's show, and said he sounded like a cross between Second City and Firesign Theatre. Immy WAS funny. Kevin, if you're reading this, I urge you to get those grades up, go to college, and major in broadcasting. You have a talent; don't waste it!
        Here's a fond farewell to the Captain! 1/18/1999

Quake gibs flamethrower
        No, not Flamethrower, flamethrower. The folks at Stroggwar have released the Flamethrower mod, which gives you your very own Flamethrower to use in a game of Quake 2.
        No word as to whether Todd Porter is looking for the true identity of the mod. 1/21/1999