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Journal MonkeysKickAss's Journal: Why cant we just kill all old people

God dammit cant post more than two times karma terrible why muust the combine do this to me. If you don't watch out the combine will blind in fog and then will hit your car with a ford explorer and put a bug dent in it. First a douche bag cunt cuts me off and totals my car now some dude hits my new car and puts big dent in it why cant they leave me alone. No weed, no drugs make timmy go krazy, now that hte fog is gone I can see how horrible this world is and cant put an end to it. Today I was on my way to the library and fuckin old half dead cunt cuts me off and doesnt even give two fucks about it. There should be a law saying that every ten years people should have to retake the driving test and at the age of sixty and over they should have to take it every five years. If that law did exist then we wouldn't have old people mowing us down on the side walks like they do and killing off all the young drivers so we cant do it to our kids. Or we could just kill everyone over the age of sixty by a firing squad like the nazis and hitler did to the jews but with old fucks that drive. The old housebound people are fine but the old drivers should be killed now. I f we dont do it they will just mow all of us down and kill off all of the human population except for the nerds who never leave their computers but they will die off because they will never get any pussy, and will mastebate until they die at their computers watching Jenna Jameson fucking some dude that they will never be. Thank you and i like monkeys and donkeys
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