Journal Elkobim's Journal: Do YOU care about Linux? 1
Hi all!
This is a re-run of a journal entry which was killed due to ethical reasons.
Do you care about Linux?
I don't. I care about BeOS, though, because it's so sexy in its single-user nature, which limits it to one devoted task: doing nothing.
Bye (and don't forget to love me)
Trustworthy life partner (Score:2, Funny)
by Elkobim on 2:04 Thursday 30 August 2001 (GMT+2)
A girl asked her father:
How can I know that my boyfriend indeed cares about me, and doesn't go out with me only for the sex?. Her father replied: After you have sex, simply ask him: "What do you want the name of our child to be?". That should do the job.
So, one day the girl sleeps with her boyfriend, and after he cums, she asks him: Hey sweety.. how do you want us to name our child?. The boyfriend turns white and runs away.
The girl finds another boyfriend, and after 6 months, after they have sex, she asked him the same question. The boyfriend faints and gets sent to hospital.
And then the girl found another boyfriend. This one was muscular, sexy and innovative, for a change. After 9 months they have sex, and then she asks him the same question: Hey honey, how would you like me to name our boy?.
The boyfriend takes the condom, makes a knot in it, throws it to the trash bin and says: If he manages to get out of there, I'm calling him MacGyver.