Chicks_Hate_Me's Journal: Whore-ray for MyDoom

(Dealing with MyDoom in tech support) + (25th Hour) + (Me being bored) = (

Fuck me? Fuck you! Fuck you and this whole technological world. Fuck innovation and claiming to make the world a better place, I'm still working 8 hours a day in a fucking cube farm! Fuck endusers and their constant pursuit to fuck their own computers up and blame it on you. Fuck consulants who claim they are Novell Certfied. Don't you realize Novell Certification is worthless just like you? And don't get me started on Microsoft vendors, Must Call Someone Else, does that mean anything to you? Fuck Bill Gates and his multi billion dollar company that can't keep the menus in the same fucking place with every new version. Fuck Windows XP and its plastic Playskool theme, how the fuck can you call that an upgrade? Fuck Code Red, fuck Blaster, fuck MyDoom, fuck worms and sk1p7 k1dd13z, don't you have anything better to do than "hack" already crippled code? Crack a 2048-bit encrypted DSA key and then I'll call you "1337". Fuck Apple and their hippy "MacHeads", beret wearing, latte sipping snobs that don't know shit about computers, but think they're artists because they have Photoshop installed. Fuck BSD and its "rape me in the ass, steal my code, and take all credit" license, you're every corporations favorite bitch. Fuck Big Business and sending every Americans' job to India, how bout we outsource your lard ass? Capitalism can kiss my royal, Dutch ass!

No. No. Fuck you Paul. You linux GPL socialist zealot, you dumb fuck!);

...yea...I'm lame