The workings of other human minds continue to fascinate, as what amounts to Making Stuff Up out of whole cloth rages in the greymatter of others:
Except that simply has not happened. I tell you: you spend a career supporting and defending the Constitution of the United States, the 5th Amendment of which states:
No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.
I suppose I could get insulted or something; these slanders are about as valid as accusing me of immorality with farm animals. What would be more useful, though, would be to figure out how to attach all that logical torque to a turbine somehow. With the proper engineering, I'm sure we could light a small city.