Journal FortKnox's Journal: How to survive IKEA, the walkthru! 14
For those of you who read video game walkthrus, you'll find this IKEA walkthru quite funny. Its good stuff.
BTW - good job on all the comments from the last je. I was just being silly, but you guys took the princess bride + source control thing way overboard. Lets just say I was cleaning the monitor at various times throughout the day ;-)
BTW - good job on all the comments from the last je. I was just being silly, but you guys took the princess bride + source control thing way overboard. Lets just say I was cleaning the monitor at various times throughout the day
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Read it if you are dreading the trip.
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THe driving home level isn't that bad (who needs rear view anyway?!)
Even better is the "Carrying really frickin' heavy boxes into the house without dropping them. Oooops!" and then the "home assembly level" (don't forget to use thecheat code to get the CORDLESS SCREWDRIVER which will cut your assembly time in half!) followed by the "Mount the ATTYTID wall cabinets all by yourself" bonus round!
But watch out for the "It did
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Hey, is that sig from "Curb Your Enthusiasm"??? I think that's where I heard that...great show/sig!!! I still like the comparison between the single guy in Communist China and a married guy in the U.S. the best though....
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TOTALLY. My wife and I were dying with laughter this past Sunday. Oh my goood-golly-gosh!
I still like the comparison between the single guy in Communist China and a married guy in the U.S. the best though
Hunh?! What is this you speak of?! Must have been in an episode I missed...
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The "pilot" episode had Larry David going back to standup comedy and one of his bits was asking, "Who do you think has it better? The single guy in communist China or the married man in the U.S.? In one, you're free to leave your house at will, but can't leave the country. In the other you can't leave your house without permission, but you can go to other countries. I've gotta go with the guy in communist China."
Or something like tha
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I didn't know that until I saw it on the lead-up spots for the new season, but it explains a whole lot.
I just added the season 1 DVD's to my netflix queue, so I'll let you know about the single guy in communist china in about...oh, lesse, 170 divided my 3 per week, gives me, approx 57 weeks.
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my wife and i have played in lightning mode as well. the problem with lightning mode is that the collect items don't always have time to spawn in the warehouse level after hours of other people's play has c
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The article doesn't mention the sure cure for avoiding (and curing the S.O. of all desire to ever visit) the realm of Ikea:
Upgrade [furnituresquare.com] your [momastore.org] tastes [cantoni.com] to at least a level 9 (saving throw +5 against cheap European furnishings).