Jeremiah Cornelius's Journal: IZ NUTHING SAKRED?!?

"Oh God, I am the American dream..."

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Yeah, Zappa: yeah

[smittyoneeach]

"Bobby Brown" is hilarious, if NSFW, but then, we're talking Zappa:
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/f/frank+zappa/bobby+brown+goes+down_20056963.html [lyricsfreak.com]

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[Zontar The Mindless]

It'd be nice if they could get the fucking words right, geez
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[smittyoneeach]

Of for crying out loud: next you're going to want Healthcare.gov to function like a proper website.
There is just no pleasing you conservatives.

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[Zontar The Mindless]

The Mystery Man came over to me,
And he said: "I'm outta site!"
He said, for a nominal service charge,
I could reach Nirvana tonight
If I was ready, willing and able
To pay him his regular fee
He would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs
And devote his attentions to me
But I said . . .
Look here brother,
Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?
(Now who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?)
Look here brother,
Don't you waste your time on me

The Mystery Man got nervous
And he fidgeted around a bit
He reached in the pock

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[smittyoneeach]

Great cut.