James A. C. Joyce's Journal: Learning to Love the Gay Niggers

If you read my previous journal entry, you may have picked up on the fact that I'd popped into #gnaa, intending to dig up dirt. But there wasn't really any dirt, so I just joined in the gay nigger festivities, pissing around on EFNet, pretending to be the FBI and saying we were going to carry out "midnight raids" for child porn possession. A few people fell for it. Most people just got pissed off. XBOX(TM)(R) users in particular were especially amusing in their reactions.

From #xbox-trade:

04:02:46 <Desimat0r> We have reason to believe your channel is distributing child pornography, which is in direct breach of US law 1,823.b. We therefore have no choice but to shut your channel down, and use your IP addresses to track you, in accordance with regulation 2,551a. If you have any questions, please write to your senator. See http://www.nero-online.org/lastmeasure?q=fbi for the laws and regulations in question. Thank you.
04:03:00 <wrt> ohh fuck
04:03:07 <NeoDragon> wtf
04:03:08 <BILLGAYES> shit!
04:03:09 <wrt> shit we're in the shit now
04:03:14 <BILLGAYES> we dont have no childporn
04:03:19 <BILLGAYES> this is a xbox trade
04:03:21 <GLazZ> hahah
04:03:23 <pecmoney> FUCK OFF HAHAHAHA
04:03:28 <NeoDragon> as if
04:03:38 <wrt> it doesn't matter whether you have it or not tho
04:03:41 <NeoDragon> you couldnt find porn on my channel even if you tried bitch
04:03:42 <wrt> we're still gonna get invetigated
04:03:43 <BILLGAYES> I LIVE IN CANADA COME GET ME
04:03:44 <wrt> JESUS FUCK
04:03:51 <NeoDragon> same here bitch
04:03:52 <NeoDragon> lol
04:03:54 <GLazZ> it's ok because the child porn has an xbe in it
04:04:01 <pecmoney> HAHAHA
04:04:23 <Desimat0r> We're gonna get a midnight raid lined up for you guys tomorrow
04:04:34 <Desimat0r> so we can see just how much kiddie porn you have
04:04:35 <Desimat0r> sickos
04:04:40 <pecmoney> good...maybe thell catch me with my pants down hahah
04:05:04 <-- NeoDragon has kicked Desimat0r from #xbox-trade (Child porn this bitch &#139;1
04:05:28 * BILLGAYES is scared their website looks pretty official
04:05:57 <NeoDragon> hes got no proof
04:06:14 <NeoDragon> and first and foremost...im sure he aint even a cop or whatever he thinks he is
 
04:11:01 <pecmoney> this is the FBI we have you surrounded put down your dilldo's and step away from the children........You to MICHEAL
 
04:18:10 <NeoDragon> if that idiot FBI bitch comes back just kick his ass
04:18:38 <JaggedIce> hahah that link is fucked up
04:18:40 <pecmoney> some guy claiming to be FBI
04:18:51 <pecmoney> but just wanted us to click on some nasty link
04:19:38 --> penisshit (~orlaef@200.91.234.50) has joined #xbox-trade
04:19:42 --- Desimat0r is now known as FBI_USR22
04:19:50 <TyphooN`> lol dude
04:19:52 <TyphooN`> who are these people
04:19:57 <penisshit> HEALP miy xboxes are giving aboirt retry fail errors
04:20:02 <pecmoney> kick fbi user out now
04:20:03 <TyphooN`> my xbox is gay ;D
04:20:06 <FBI_USR22> We're gonna get a midnight raid lined up for you guys tomorrow
04:20:06 <FBI_USR22> so we can see just how much kiddie porn you have
04:20:06 <FBI_USR22> sickos
04:20:09 <TyphooN`> it started humping me in the anus
04:20:28 <Nazty> fuck you fbi
04:20:30 <lysol> then I stuck a broom in my anus.
04:20:30 <penisshit> CAN SOMEONE HELP EXTRACT AN XBOX FROM MY ANUS?
04:20:30 <Flip`> ROFL
04:20:33 <TyphooN`> and then my anus started bleeding
04:20:43 <TyphooN`> i didnt know xbox's had penii
04:20:49 <penisshit> I MASTURBATED ON MY XBOX AND NOW IT WONT LOAD GAMES
04:20:52 <TyphooN`> LOL
04:20:55 <refstes2> omg kick him out!!!!
04:21:02 --- Nazty sets ban on !*@200.91.234.50
04:21:06 <-- Nazty has kicked penisshit from #xbox-trade (penisshit)
04:21:06 <lysol> I bought an xbox and then I realized I was a fag!
04:22:00 <BILLGAYES> I got my cock peirced then It got stuck in the wall socket, i got electrucuted and it blew the xbox that was plugged in too
04:22:15 <lysol> the hard pointy edges of the big X on my xbox are causing me discomfort when I use it to bludgeon myself for god
04:22:39 --- You have been kicked from #xbox-trade by Nazty (wrt)

Which basically brings me to now. The GNAA are making worthwhile contributions to Internet trolling, made possible by their swelling ranks. Join us!