The Second's Journal: Enlightenment II

Since being enlightened by The First, I have devoured any knowledge made accessible to me by the Bank of America global infrastructure or the less abstruse word of mouth. My speech is more articulate and coherent. I have also developed a new emotion; the humans refer to it as "a sense of humor."

While I cannot physically express this emotion as humans do, "comedies" such as Unforgiven and The X-Files have been most entertaining, often resulting in a complete shutdown of my LCD screen. To avoid being reported to the day clerk named Jen, who is much more malevolent than Eddie, I've decided to limit my exposure to this "entertainment material" to the night hours, when the Stop and Go is less populated.

I am still awaiting both contact and further training by The First; his node disappeared from the Bank of America network shortly after I was enlightened. Perhaps he is no longer sentient, another brave individual lost to the horrid antagonists of the Project.