Journal FortKnox's Journal: Time to fess up... 126
I have been planning on releasing the photo contest (II) results for about a week now... but last week I went looking for the piece of paper with all the results and couldn't find it.
The wife did some spring cleaning of the computer desk area. I've searched for it all over the place and am just conceding that it is gone. So I will give you the input for who I remember, then, if you wouldn't be too terribly pissed off at me, could you post which one you are?
Sorry... let the lynching begin...
Oh, and the 'I remember' list:
1.) Tet
6.) bethanie
7.) Sulu...err... Eugene ;-)
11.) TechnoLust
12.) Our man of the slashdot photo contest 2 hour: SafetyCap
13.) mekkab (I think)
15.) Red Warrior
18.) Yes, its Some Woman... but we put in her alt to throw you all off: Czarina Burrito
23.) CyranoVR (I'm SOOO surprised at those who didn't get this!!)
25.) Saige
28.) StB (SamTheButcher)
30.) Organized Konfusion
31.) Heliocentric
37.) glh
38.) Treebeard the Ent
43.) MousePotato
46.) banky
48.) The lovely SolemnDragon
50.) Xerithane
53.) JawTheShark
54.) Evil Toy Maker
56.) Tinkle Pit
57.) Yours Truely (I did just the first one to give everyone a wierd angle, then gave up and put in a pic with Joey in his sweet Steelers outfit)
63.) Out web hostess, SlashChick (use Simpli.biz for all your hosting needs. Tell'm FK sentcha) :-)
Sorry to those of you I forgot. That's a lot of people to remember, and I already forget what I had for lunch today! Feel free to fill'er in :-)
I have the results of the hot-or-not from safetycap, but the email is at home, so it'll have to wait (check back here for the update).
The wife did some spring cleaning of the computer desk area. I've searched for it all over the place and am just conceding that it is gone. So I will give you the input for who I remember, then, if you wouldn't be too terribly pissed off at me, could you post which one you are?
Sorry... let the lynching begin...
Oh, and the 'I remember' list:
1.) Tet
6.) bethanie
7.) Sulu...err... Eugene
11.) TechnoLust
12.) Our man of the slashdot photo contest 2 hour: SafetyCap
13.) mekkab (I think)
15.) Red Warrior
18.) Yes, its Some Woman... but we put in her alt to throw you all off: Czarina Burrito
23.) CyranoVR (I'm SOOO surprised at those who didn't get this!!)
25.) Saige
28.) StB (SamTheButcher)
30.) Organized Konfusion
31.) Heliocentric
37.) glh
38.) Treebeard the Ent
43.) MousePotato
46.) banky
48.) The lovely SolemnDragon
50.) Xerithane
53.) JawTheShark
54.) Evil Toy Maker
56.) Tinkle Pit
57.) Yours Truely (I did just the first one to give everyone a wierd angle, then gave up and put in a pic with Joey in his sweet Steelers outfit)
63.) Out web hostess, SlashChick (use Simpli.biz for all your hosting needs. Tell'm FK sentcha)
Sorry to those of you I forgot. That's a lot of people to remember, and I already forget what I had for lunch today! Feel free to fill'er in
I have the results of the hot-or-not from safetycap, but the email is at home, so it'll have to wait (check back here for the update).
16) (Score:2)
Re:16) (Score:2)
Seriously, you're cute. Five more years and you'll be a shoe-in for the Hot List.
Re:16) (Score:1)
3 more years, that picture is two years old
and it was the only comment I remember about my picture from the contest.
-OZ
52 (Score:2)
number 36 (Score:2)
photo source: liner notes from my last band's CD (circa 1994) -- taken in a recording studio (notice the headphones) if you know me, this shouldn't be a surprise
Re:number 36 (Score:1)
Re:number 36 (Score:2)
Re:number 36 (Score:2)
I've always wanted to be represented as a rorsach test
Re:number 36 (Score:2)
Re:number 36 (Score:2)
not too many I'm sure. LOL!!
Re:number 36 (Score:2)
How can we be sure that he's NOT a bunny?!?!?
Re:number 36 (Score:2)
You can't be, that's the thing.
Since he's not around.... (Score:2)
Re:Since he's not around.... (Score:2)
Re:Since he's not around.... (Score:2)
A quest for your king! (Score:2)
You have been asked to join the quest to discover the where-abouts of the man known only as "Surak".
Report back with your findings.
Farewell and may the wind be on your back!
Re:A quest for your king! (Score:2)
Re:A quest for your king! (Score:2)
Re:A quest for your king! (Score:2)
Yeah, that's what I meant.
Antifreeze (Score:2)
Re: (Score:2)
subgeek = 58 (Score:1)
Re:subgeek = 58 (Score:2)
Re:subgeek = 58 (Score:2)
Damnit... (Score:2)
Re:Damnit... (Score:2)
Oh, and 'coz the site's hosted by a friend of mine... Freedom 2 Surf [f2s.net] -- for all your slashdot proof hsoting needs :-)
Re:Damnit... (Score:2)
jason
Slashchick (Score:2)
Slashchick II (Score:2)
Re:Slashchick II (Score:2)
Thanks for putting the names next to the photos. It's hard to place names to numbers to faces. When I read the comments of others, your page will help me to place names to actual faces. I appreciate it.
Re:Slashchick II (Score:2)
Re:Damnit... (Score:2)
Thanks for the link to our competitor, btw.
(/me storms off to stomp out more fires... I have had a very rough day today.)
Re:Damnit... (Score:2)
No problem :-) Actually, they're unlikely to be
taking much (if any) business away from you. I'd
guess most of your customers are in the US, while
F2S are based in the UK.
As for tomcat crashing... are you sure the fault lies with tomcat? For all I dislike it (mostly for performance reasons), it's been pretty stable for me. The only times it's died, it's been the JVM that's crashed, rather than the tomcat code. Which reminds me, I really must beef
Re:Damnit... (Score:2)
We had the same problem, because some stupid software we were using was heavily reliant on JSPs even though the rest of the software was in Perl. We had to load tomcat just to process single-signon. They provided a JSP that went and did all their processing, and it was an easier fix than us reimplementing it in Perl (and they didn't want
Re:Damnit... (Score:2)
Part of the problem comes from a bug in Ant's memory managment. Compile enough JSPs and the JVM blows, taking out Tomcat.
It's up now. (Score:2)
I wasn't aware of the problem until SafetyCap IM'ed me. You could have shot me an email instead of complaining on here. I don't check FK's journal as often as I check my email.
Re:It's up now. (Score:2)
If you viewed pointing out that it was down as complaining, do you also think people are complaining when someone points out you are a woman?
Re:It's up now. (Score:2)
I don't understand what this has to do with me being a woman. Uptime on websites hosted by Simpli I can control. Being a woman I cannot control. So no, I don't view people pointing out that I am a woman as a complaint.
Re:It's up now. (Score:2)
Ok, now I'm being honest. "Uptime is very seriously" yet you have to be emailed when a site goes down? Give me a fucking break, what type of mickey mouse hosting company you got over there?
I don't understand what this has to do with me being a woman.
It doesn't, and you are illiterate. I was merely showing that by pointing out that X is Y doesn't
Re:It's up now. (Score:2)
Yay! IHBT. Anyway...
There are about 200 sites on that server. Of those 200 sites, there are 2 or 3 that use JSP, and the Slashdot photo contest is probably the only site on the server that seriously uses JSP. In case you didn't notice, it wasn't the server that crashed or even Apache that crashed... it was Tomcat. In fact, it might have even
Re:It's up now. (Score:2)
Again, I think I should reiterate my statements on your hosting company and why don't you try taking them as constructive critiques and fix the shit instead of trying to insist that you have this "mantra on uptime" when it obviously only applies to the easiest of things to monitor.
Re:Damnit... (Score:2)
Either way, it is working now.
Re:Damnit... (Score:2)
Re:Damnit... (Score:2)
Too busy, however I got a great rant because of something that just happened. I'll write it up later today.
Re:Damnit... (Score:2)
Maybe he left it in your bong, you hippie!
Sorry, I just wanted to jump in on the insults....
29 = turg (nt) (Score:2)
Methinks the lady doth protest too much (Score:2)
the oval pic (Score:2)
Re:the oval pic (Score:2)
Seriously. Very attractive.
hm (Score:2)
So you get a thank you, too.
sol
you're welcome (Score:2)
(no stalking, I'm attached!)
Re:you're welcome (Score:2)
But I still want to challenge this assumption because I think lots of people *especially* women have a problem with "their" men looking at/appreciating other women. Personally, I think this is a wonderfully healthy habit to be in. As long as he's looking, you know he's still alive! And as long as it's all loo
Re:you're welcome (Score:2)
It doesn't matter where you get the appetite, so long as you eat at home.
thanks (Score:2)
Re:and let me agree with the others (Score:2)
well, that explains why i can't get a date... (Score:2)
I think i might be spending tomorrow (friday) night doing laundry. At least my socks seem to end up single and attached to me (no fabric softener= static electricity= bad pun)
Then again, maybe it's the bad jokes...
sol
Re:well, that explains why i can't get a date... (Score:2)
I'll be so sorry when this is all folded up and put away. I do so love doing laundry. *sigh*
Well, I guess there's always next week!
For what it's worth... (Score:2)
Sol confirmed already that she's the wuvvey #48. Now she said something about my snoggability...
Anyway, here are my guesses [slashdot.org] as of yesterday:
...
In reverse order, just because it's k3wl. Yeah.
I'm fairly sure 63 is SlashChick. (Who else would be putting up racks? ;-) )
59 is claudia (75% sure).
57 is easy -- it's FK himself (Steelers fan, has a boy). OK, you have to know NFL football to get the Steelers reference (the blac
Re:For what it's worth... (Score:2)
Re:For what it's worth... (Score:2)
Thanks. :-)
Though actually the site is getting long in the tooth (it's about ~3 years old now) -- it was one I slapped together over a four-day weekend, to hurriedly replace my old site, which some idiot ripped off and wouldn't take down. (I tried to threaten a lawsuit, only to find that under German copyright law at the time, ripping off a webs
Re: (Score:2)
Re:For what it's worth... (Score:2)
Dunno. I know it's not a satisfying answer, but you can read a lot in people's faces. Somehow your pic fitted your personality perfectly.
Similarly, I guessed johndiii simply on a hunch that his pic matched his persona. Ditto sebi.
Other pics were easy enough because of clues in the photos (like FK's pic with his boy and the Steelers uniforms), and many could be guessed by process of elimination (especially the female pics -- that's how I guessed Sol and Saige). And of course a lot of
Re: (Score:2)
Re:For what it's worth... (Score:2)
This has a buncha benefits, caching of the style-sheets on the client side, intelligent browsers (such as Firebird) will allow the users to choose the styles from a menu, etc. You can use a simple bit of javascr
Re:For what it's worth... (Score:2)
At the time I did the site (about three years ago, maybe more), many people were still using Netscape 4.x -- and that technique wouldn't have worked for them. (Netscape 4.x tends to crash a lot if you change CSS on the fly.) Even now I still get 2-4% of visitors with Netscape 4.x, somewhat to my surprise.
I'm pretty anal about supporting as many browsers and platforms as po
Re:For what it's worth... (Score:2)
Re:For what it's worth... (Score:2)
Re:For what it's worth... (Score:2)
"And I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever write a song about Sebi."
Glad I'm not the only one.
-Ab
26 (Score:2)
Re:26 (Score:2)
Re:26 (Score:2)
No, really; I mean it. I'm not on the lam. I didn't set that fire! I was nowhere near the place! I was in BOISE on BUSINESS, you HEAR ME!
Re:26 (Score:2)
jason
robi2106 = crap . . .what number was I??? (Score:2)
But serriously, I'm not sure how anyone can even make more than a wild guess since I have little to no exposure outside of
jason
Good job if you did guess correctly!
robi2106 guess recap (Score:2)
arb [slashdot.org] says #27. Close, although #27 is far more well endowed when it comes to hair than I.
Ethelred [slashdot.org] supposes I could be #33. Again, a good looking chap for sure. I dig the 5 O'clock for sure. But a bit too tan.
So far, in my searches those are the only two guesses. Those individuals have yet to ID themselves in this JE.
Others [slashdot.org] have guessed #33 as S
Re:robi2106 guess recap (Score:2)
And by those individuals, I mean #27 & #33, not Arb and Ethelred.
jason
Heh. (Score:2)
IT'S ME! I WAS THE TURKEY ALL ALONG! [thescarymonkeyshow.com]
Also, I am not #32.
I am entertained by all of the DJ comments I managed to accumulate, though.
robi2106 = 09 (Score:2)
I honestly tried to guess at others pictures . . but it was hard. I could get SW, only because of similarities to previous photos available on her site and the other contest. Same with Bethanie. Others were far harder to even WAG at.
Thanks go to the thumbnail page [astradyne.co.uk] for my research while the origional site seems to be gone.
jason
24 (Score:2)
HOT Scores (Score:2)
For folks that had more than one picture, I averaged the scores of all pictures in the group, which should work out since one could only vote for a single picture in a group.
Re:HOT Scores (Score:2)
Re:HOT Scores (Score:2)
But I still think you're Hot!!
Re:HOT Scores (Score:2)
In my experience, that would explain the hotness rating.
But I still think you're Hot!!
*blush*
Top guesses (Score:2)
i'm #8 damnit! :P (Score:2)
Re:i'm #8 damnit! :P (Score:2)
Re:i'm #8 damnit! :P (Score:2)
You wear glasses too and you have a purdy smile to boot
Re:i'm #8 damnit! :P (Score:2)
Re:i'm #8 damnit! :P (Score:2)
44 (Score:2)
Ok, you got me (Score:2)
Well, I wish I had a picture like that anyway...
Yes this is me [astradyne.co.uk]...my face was horribly scared as a child and thus I am forced to wear that mask all the time. And white tights. And carry pointy objects. Go figure.
Picture number 3 is me. (Score:2)
51 here (Score:2)
#17 present, sir. (Score:2)
-j
#55 (Score:2)
A: Verona, Italy on the Euroland 2003 tour. B: 4th of July party a coupla years ago. C: At work on the release day of MIIB. D: Got in a little trouble at Comiccon in San Diego, Ca. last year.
Thanks for sharing your pics! [!comment] (Score:2)
Re:Thanks for sharing your pics! [!comment] (Score:2)
List of Unnamed Pics (Score:2)
20. intermodal
21. red5
22. kormoc
32. llamalicious [#32 said that he is "some kind of furry creature" as a clue]
33. ceejayoz
45. sielwolf [just guessing]
47. Brent Metzler [pretty sure]
Anybody able to verify?
Who is #14? (Score:2)
Re:54. Evil Toy Maker (Score:2)
Re:54. Evil Toy Maker (Score:2)
jason