For the benefit of anyone who might accidentally find themselves looking at this, I'll briefly summarize all my future journal entries as follows:
- Most people are idiots who do stupid and annoying things.
- I am not an idiot, hence I do not do stupid or annyoing things.
- The world would be better off if people did fewer stupid and annoying things.
- The world thus needs my opinions so more people can become enlightened non-idiots like me.
I realize that some people out there might disagree with some of my opinions or even, after reading this, dismiss me as some kind of rambling elitist. I invite those people to reflect on points #1 and #2 above.