DoctorScooby's Journal: This has been a great first day.

I've pointed out the hypocrisy of the Mac Zealot moderators who have so little faith in Apple that they have to lie in order to make sales;

I've revealed a bit about the browser-based software that Apple and others use to mass-control the moderation here on Slashdot, which either the editors already know about, or they don't believe at all, which leads me to my next point;

I've experienced first hand an evil editors bitchslap, and I happily now post at Zero;

I've found a massive hole in Slashcode, used it for fun and profit, and deleted my one Freak without his permission simply by adding him to my friends list;

I've had at least one editor read my Journal - I know this because he quickly deleted my article detailing the security hole that would've destroyed the Friend/Fan/Foe/Freak system as we know it - and amazingly enough, they FIXED it;

... And to the editors who have benefitted from my bizarre finding, I say: YOU'RE WELCOME. I have no beef with the Editors, except that they abuse their power, they delete stuff to cover their own asses, and by far the worst of all, they moderate with a vengeance any content that is not to their liking. THAT is censorship. I know you guys are corporate employees now, but you don't have to be corporate whores. So don't. You're better than that. At least Cowboy Neal is, anyway.

So get a grip, editors. I'm not out to destroy Slashdot. So don't try and destroy me or my w1kk3d p3rl sk1llz. Thanks.

Yes, all in all, it's been a BITCHIN' first day. Thanks to all who participated.

Yours In Christ,
Doctor Reginald Scooby
Slashdot Trolling Academy

Disclaimer: not my real name or occupation, I may (definitely) be running through at least 3 hacked Win98 PCs, any knowledge of Apple or Microsoft sharing software with which to manipulate Slashdot is purely coincidental even if I helped write said software which I of course did not, contents have settled during shipping, sold by weight, not volume, discontinue use if rash develops

and special hello to my new friend Mister Anonymous. I see you

Man.

[DAldredge]

They fixed a bug in /code that quick. Must be a world record. :->