Journal FortKnox's Journal: Y'arr! Don't be fergittin! 15
Y'ar! You land lubbers best not be fergittin tadays date!
And some of ye be talkin terrible pirate!
To all offenders, ye be punished by twenty lashes of me cat-o-nice tails! And if ye be complainin, its off ta Davey Jones' locker with ye!
No go pillage the village, laddies! Yer captain be expectin grog and wenches on board by this'morrow!
Tell'm Iron John Roberts sent ye! Y'arr!
It has begun. Will that scallyway michael ruin me fun?
And some of ye be talkin terrible pirate!
To all offenders, ye be punished by twenty lashes of me cat-o-nice tails! And if ye be complainin, its off ta Davey Jones' locker with ye!
No go pillage the village, laddies! Yer captain be expectin grog and wenches on board by this'morrow!
Tell'm Iron John Roberts sent ye! Y'arr!
It has begun. Will that scallyway michael ruin me fun?
ohh ... Jethus Christh. (Score:2)
-Ab
ps. The was national "Talk Like a Butt-Pirate" day, right?
Re:ohh ... Jethus Christh. (Score:2)
Re:ohh ... Jethus Christh. (Score:2)
We'll string 'im up from the mizzenmast and skeen 'im like a bleedin' whale we wills!
Re:ohh ... Jethus Christh. (Score:2)
Re:ohh ... Jethus Christh. (Score:2)
Those werds be tha wrong ones to utter ta a mate such as Iron John Roberts. Cap'n Jacki 'll have none of it!
Re: (Score:2)
Yarr! (Score:2)
No prey, no pay.
Arrrr!
ARRR!!!!! (Score:2)
Today's th'day fer piratical speakin' t'be practiced by all th' population- a chance fer all o'you to sound barmy as a cab'n fevered deck swab- and fer th'rest of us t'finally sound a wee bit (sort of!) normal! So be ye an obligin' sort and git yerself some pirate language!
An' fer anyone wonderin', Aye, i DO find it
Re:ARRR!!!!! (Score:2)
The rest of ye! Batton down the hatches and lift the mainstay! I be returnin later!
RRRR avast ye and prepared to be boarded (Score:1)
Yarr (Score:2)
Curse ye, Iron John... (Score:2)
So, ye'd best be watching yer bow, as me mateys are rowing hard ter catch up wit yer, Arrrr.
Signed, Captain Roger Kidd.
Let's Play Two! (Score:2)
Yeah, this has been a tough season. But we can't use the personnel moves as an excuse. We just have to play 'em one game at a time, keep our perspective. As long as the bullpen holds up and we keep 'em close, we'll get our chances. Now's not the time to start Operation Shutdown.
Oh, wait. Wrong pirates. My bad.
Arrrr, matey... 'n'at.
Re:Let's Play Two! (Score:2)
Arrrr, I fergot to sign me own message. Call me Lazy Derek Bell. (And don't be laughin'. That be a better name than that scurvy name generator could come up with.)
most difficult predicament, indeed (Score:2)
-XXX
P.S.- ninja's beat pirates everyday.