senior_troll's Journal: I lost my troll virginity today

Well Today I did my first troll post.

I know why I joined the trolls, slashdot *IS* fucking losing their minds. I thought maybe I was alone on slash in thinking that M$ makes a very nice o/s, linux sucks for the desktop and cmdr taco is gay. When I changed my threshold to -1 low and behold thats where all the smart people went!

Fucky, Turd, and any other highly active troll reading this, you are my hero's! I look forward to being your hapless croonie until I have earned your respects.

Oh yeah, I fucked my first post up like a jackass, the hyperlink below works correctly.

goatman
sings!

Here's a copy of my virgin post today, maybe I will get FP tomorrow.

ST

This is my third time typing this, it was gonna be a nice intro to myself, but fucking slash kept breaking.

Anyways, trolls, I'm Senior Troll (like Senior Taco) Thank you for making slash a place I can laugh again, and leading the fight against what has become mainstream slash. Slashdot is just like my lame ex employer HP, except I would rather fuck Carly Fioroni over taco any day of the week.

You see, once apon a time, slashdot made this troll laugh on its own. It was a cool distraction from the duldrum of the office. Sometime around march of 2001 the articles started sucking, the +5 comments became more biased, and anyone that had anything remotely nice to say about M$ was modded into oblivion.

What was happening was the same thing that happened at HP when Carly took over, the slashdot way which was once based on open source fundamentals became the neo uber linux youth recruitment camp of the web. I found myself actually changing the way I posted just to earn those mod points. Just like pavlov's dog ejaculating when it heard a bell I would intentionally modify my belief system just to gain karma on slashdot. My payoff was virtual karma on a weblog, seems like pavlov's dogs had it better.

How does this parralel with HP? Before packard died it was stressed to put in your 8 and go home to your family. Post packard it was think like Carly and her croonies or face an unpleasant review, which could lead to your termination.

Sometime last year I said fuck you to HP, and 2002 im sayin fuck you to slashdot. Just because someone doesn't agree with the editors opinions is no reason to censor them. I found out the real truth about 2 months ago when I changed my threshhold to -1. I started to read comments by guys like the turd report and fucky the troll and started to laugh on slash again. After about a month of laughing I decided to join the trolls in their neverending battle.

My arsenal includes some very rudimentery 3d animation.