peepoh's Journal: c0ck

I like cock. In fact, I like it a lot. But don't get me wrong, I'm only talking about my own cock (or dick, or penis, or trouser snake or whatever terminology you prefer. Personally, I prefer "cock" because all the hard "k" sounds shoves the word right in your face. That way you know immediately what you're dealing with. But I digress...). I jerk it whenever I get the chance. In fact, I'm jerkin' it now, you hosers! You see, I work in the subbasement of a building, so there's very little traffic through the area. Plus, I work in my own office, sequestered away in my own little privacy. So I get to spend hours of my boss's time jerkin' it to pregnant midget porn! Whenever I'm jerkin' it on the clock, I say that I'm on the cock clock. And right now the time is 7 jerk o'cock! P.S. Here's a website about my cock.