stuuf's Journal: Slash-powered Futurama quotes

X-Fry: I'm not a robot like you. I don't like having disks crammed into me... unless they're Oreos, and then only in the mouth.

X-Bender: I'm tired of this room and everyone in it!

X-Fry: I'm gonna be a science fiction hero, just like Uhura, or Captain Janeway, or Xena!

X-Bender: They're tormenting me with uptempo singing and dancing!

X-Bender: A woman like that you gotta romance first!

X-Bender: But-- those girls don't wear cases! You can see their bare circuits!

X-Bender: The laws of science be a harsh mistress.

X-Bender: Wait! My cheating unit malfunctioned! You gotta give me a do-over!

X-Bender: Gimme your biggest, strongest, cheapest drink.

X-Bender: There! That oughtta convert a few tailgaters.

X-Bender: Fry, of all the friends I've had ... you're the first.

X-Bender: I'm not allowed to sing. Court order.

I think there are more. But I have better things to do than reload /. over and over with this thing running