The Turd Report's Journal: The Turd Report 12/26/2001

They made an attempt to bring us a Christmas dinner here at work yesterday. I had ham and some yams. I had pumpkin pie dor dessert. It was ok, I guess. I have been a bit ill as of late and it has caused some problems with respect to my turds. I have had some very loose stool. This morning I had to rush to the bathroom; I felt like I was going to shit myself. The turd had no shape and was a dark brown color. There was a slight smell to it. Part of the turd stuck to the bowl after flushing. It took another flush to get it down. I rate this turd as a 3.

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[ChazeFroy]

You make me laugh a lot. Thank you.