Journal FortKnox's Journal: What's your Computer's Name? 102
After reading KshGoddess' latest journal, I thought it'd be interesting to discuss the names of our computers and why we named them such.
My main gaming/WinXP box is "STEELERS" and I'm sure you can figure out where I got that name and why.
My Linux server (marotti.com) is named "xerxes" after the main computer in System Shock 2 (Attention! The many demands to know what you are doing! Will you join in their harmony?).
My main gaming/WinXP box is "STEELERS" and I'm sure you can figure out where I got that name and why.
My Linux server (marotti.com) is named "xerxes" after the main computer in System Shock 2 (Attention! The many demands to know what you are doing! Will you join in their harmony?).
animals... (Score:1)
woodpecker, mole, squirrel, ant, rabbit, deer...
Easy. There are so many different animals, I'll never run out of names.
I cheated. (Score:2)
Computer Names (Score:2)
But thats what the IT guys at work named it.
At home, though, I have a laptop and a desktop. I named the desktop Bubba becuase at the time I built it back in '99, it was a big beefy system. Now I shouldd probably rename it Wimpy, cause its just big and slow and the fan whines.
My laptop's name is, of course, Slim.
My Computer Names: (Score:2)
omni: Named after the Omni Group, an iMac
halo: Named after Halo the game by M$, was named before M$ bought Bungie, was a powerMac 7100.
dellpi: Dell Pentium 1, an openbsd box that servers as a router/nat machine in my house.
grendel: Named after Beowulf character, was going to be the main machine for a Beowulf cluster, an openbsd box servering my home directory at UC Physics.
The Alcohol Theme... (Score:2)
The Linux box is Magners.
Not terribly creative...as they both just make me crave a drink.
Boring Shakespeare....kind of. (Score:2)
My computer and iPod are named... (Score:2)
My iPod: Cthulhu
Re:My computer and iPod are named... (Score:1)
Several machines of mine are named:
Still train names (Score:1)
Sparcs: steam, smoke, cinder
Linux boxen: century, hudson, caboose
Windows: doublehead (this box has two CPUs), ok, then there are a few others with non-train names like the laptop is: laptop, etc...
Security: tehachapi (easy to typo)
Then I also have an IP address scheme deployed that reflects the names. You just locate the first two letters of the name on the keyboard, then move your fingers up (along the \ diagonal path) to
My theme: silliness or randomness, I don't know... (Score:2)
It has nothing to do with anything. Just random words.
childhood (Score:2)
My systems (Score:2)
My PowerBook is named Frodo, because the poor bastard gets beaten up all the time. Seriously. I've stepped on it twice, dropped it several times - always in the case, though. It's lost the rubber feet that keep it from sliding around, the cover for the IR transceiver, and I've reinstalled the OS four times (mostly related to uprading pains from Mac OS X beta).
Re:My systems (Score:2)
Thus endeth the daily Pedantic Nerd Alert.
Personality (Score:2)
My computers at home are Harlan (the old one) and Stephen. Future additions will probably be named things like Isaac, Cordwainer, WP, Douglas, Bruce, Zilpha, and so on. (You've probably intuited my motif already.)
Re:Personality (Score:2)
Dink: because the dealer sticker on the case says "DNK", and that was the obvious pronunciation. Nine years and two major upgrades later, it's still stuck with the name.
Wedgie: ditto, per a sticker that says "WedgeTech". (Yes, it's lame.
Argo: my first Win95 system, back when Win95 was still an object of suspicion due to threats of bad behaviour. Remember the old filksong, "Banned from Argo"??
Gremlin: Build system. Power up. Nothi
Re:Personality (Score:1)
As you know, we have the domain steeds.com at our home, so most of the machines are named after horse breeds: draft horses for the beefy servers, and riding horses for the workstations. At least that was the theory, which has sort of fallen down.
Computer names (Score:2)
My boxen at home-
ATHLON
SILVER
My lap top was named something like "LAPTOP" or "DELL" but I sold that recently... I guess I go for the KISS principle on computer
Used to use: (Score:2)
Terra for the workstation
and Luna for the laptop...
Now it's VanGogh (pc) Monet (laptop) and the server, well, it went nova
My SMB domain/workgroup is Canvas
Re:Used to use: (Score:2)
No scheme at all (Score:2)
PB G3 - Deus Ex Machina
B&W G3 - Blue, because, it's blue. And white. But mostly blue.
Intel box - Dante
Servers - usually after things from Stephenson books. Blacksun, Ordo, Tombstone, Epiphyte, etc
At work we had a scheme where machines were named after "fantastic places", but it got old and everyone get bitchy about what constituted "fantastic". Also, the impending risk of Star Wars/Star Trek references loomed.
Here we go... (Score:2)
Next two: Calvin and Hobbes
Next four (I got them in a lot, and were in varying states of disrepair): Pandora, Psyche, Persephone, and Phoenix. Keeping them in the same letter helped, as they were all PS/2 55SX systems.
Name servers: Castor and Pollux
Web server: Arachne
First laptop: Peregrine
Second laptop: Kestrel
Current laptop: Harrier
First Palm: Sparrow
Replacement: Nightingale
Second replacement: Albatross (I went from a Palm V to a Palm III which I got for free.)
Latest Palm (Tr
Re:Here we go... (Score:2)
Re:Here we go... (Score:2)
I figured releasing that kind of evil into my lab made for a fitting analogy.
Cluster name (Score:2)
The computers my boss names, however, tend to have overly simple names. Our firewall, IP address 192.168.1.50, is server50. Our web server is webby. Our database is database102 (192.168.1.102).
My home boxes are sensibly named! (Score:1)
During my consulting days, I had nightbird (which I later ended up stealing the name), mightymouse, and kermit. I had test bench machines with names of performers (clapton, mccartney, lennon, jagger) as well as characters from Back to the Future (mcfly, biff, marty). We named the E6500 we got in for test bench work 'nemesis'. I've seen netapps named after military bases, and root passwords based on the powerpuff girls.
I think my choices are perfectly sensible, as I'm insane, and we're anime fans. Not freak
Re:My home boxes are sensibly named! (Score:2)
Hey! I used to cosplay and I thought I was pretty normal, it was just the people who would follow me around the con cause I was dressed like Sakura From Street Fighter Alpha 3 who were the freaks, thankyouverymuch. Btw, that was my one and only con and now my cosplay is limited to my come
Re:My home boxes are sensibly named! (Score:1)
Ok, not all cosplayers are freaks, but there's a majority of them who are, or maybe just a FREAKY minority who are very active. All of them I've met are just a little too into it.
Normal? Normal's a setting on the washing machine. At least, that's what my mom says. ;)
Re:My home boxes are sensibly named! (Score:2)
Agreed. I think that the not-so-invisible line is when you have a web page with CGed shots of you in your costumes made into wallpaper. Those scare me...that and the 12/13 year old camgirls.
Normal? Normal's a setting on the washing machine. At least, that's what my mom says.
lol. I totally asked the wrong question. We ar
Re:My home boxes are sensibly named! (Score:1)
"I just talk to lonely guys who buy me stuff from my wish lists... I'm not doing anything wrong."... ick. I read some story about camgirls and the icky things that go on. They don't strip or anything, but they may 'pose'. Truly, they see nothing wrong with some middle-aged dude (probably playing with himself while wa
Re:My home boxes are sensibly named! (Score:1)
I guess that's an exception, though, eh?
No reasoning (Score:1)
Krunk - File server
Jukebox - Jukebox (it had a name but I kept getting confused so I made it simple)
Lydia - Server
My names.. (Score:2)
main desktop - decepticon
laptop - autobot
firewall - predacon
I don't think there are anymore varieties of Transformers, so I will have to start using actual autobot/decepticon names.
Re:My names.. (Score:1)
Autobot/Cybertron
Predacon/Destronger
Destron/Decepticon
Vehicon
Minicon
Outside of the RPG, I think there have been quite a few other varieties...
What about the "maximals"? [!TextBelow] (Score:1)
Re:What about the "maximals"? [!TextBelow] (Score:2)
That'll teach me to base my knowledge of a subject on a cartoon!
Re:What about the "maximals"? [!TextBelow] (Score:1)
I'll let the experts comment.
My system (Score:2)
Router/mail/webserver at home (old Compaq Deskpro running Linux): honeychile
My workstation (currently at school, running Linux): tatiana
The web-terminal in the living room (Win98SE): galore
Mom's computer (Win98SE): domino
Stepfather's computer (Win98): aki
Brother's computer (WinXP): tracy
Stepbrother's computer (Win98SE and Linux): tiffany
Any guesses as to what the next computer to be added will be? ;o)
Your next dozen puters (Score:1)
Yes, I know me bond girls (and yes, I took a lot of time to not only think of there names, but put them in order)
Re:Your next dozen puters (Score:2)
Correct!
Middle Earth (Score:2)
Hobbit Names (Score:2)
Since I only have two machines at home, they are Bilbo and Frodo. I guess the third old machine that is dead is 'Old Took'.
My work machine is the inharmonious: phlwljmoran. Very pretty, huh? Just rolls off the tongue.
names (Score:1)
Second computer: Heinlein (a pattern here? naw...)
Third computer: little (it had a smaller hard drive than Heinlen)
Fourth computer: big (wow... I'm brilliant. It was bigger than Heinlen)
Fifth(first work comp): joescomp
Sixth (first linux box): testserver
Seventh (second linux box): countzero
Eighth (current only home comp): athlon
Ninth (current work comp): FH11 (I didn't get to choose)
Ok, so I'm boring. So sure me
Cool topic! (Score:2)
At work, my computer is named after my work ID. At home, I mushed the two names of my children together.
Here you go (Score:1)
Network at apartment, domain "Sharks":
Erratum (Score:1)
should be
Mowgly, P166/128MB 18GB SCSI -- OpenBSD 3.2
That 9 gigger is laying somewhere here in the apartment, but I think it's broken. I don't trust it anymore.
Re: (Score:2)
Re:Dating back to '95... (Score:2)
Argo (my Win95 box) has two distinctive sounds:
Critical stop: "No no no, yer doin' it all wrong!" (Yosemite Sam, I think)
Shutdown: "Where's the kaboom? there was supposed to be an earthshattering kaboom!" (Marvin)
Names (Score:3, Funny)
My laptop: Homestar
My iPod: Satellite of Love
My computer at work... RTI-ADC4 *sigh*
The last thing I saw before I hit the gate... (Score:2)
At home, my suitably geeky naming convention is Max Headroom.
Two bits (Score:1)
WinXP box is DragonDemon
Lin box is paladin
laptop is Orko/OrkoLinux
mail server at work is bard
file server at work is nsbmf (Not So Bad Mother Fucker. So named after the previous incarnation, 'Bad Mother Fucker' ate its discs.)
Last set was mostly macs:
Power Battery
Power Ring
Blackbird
Before that:
Big Geek
Little Geek
Flatbed
(Bonus points to the person who knows the movie reference)
Re:Two bits (Score:2)
Not sure about the others, however.
My network isn't there yet (Score:2)
I think I'll call it HiveMind, or perhaps The_Lair after my webpage. Not too sure yet.
My laptop currently uses the corporate naming standards though, so it's not as fun.
currently (Score:2)
timeii: work provided w2k laptop
Past name's I've used at work (at current employment we have strict naming conventions) were:
ipfreely: linux dns server
tesla: linux DB application server (NOT the band, dork)
alien: a series of workstations (all mine), starting off with a tatung sun clone, ending with a linux machine
cerberus: a linux mail server
alpha1: a linux shell server
Of course "ipfreely" was my favorite name.
everyone has a story... (Score:2)
When I had three drives (all three died and now I am working with an as-yet-unnamed replacement) their names were Melchior, Gaspar, and Balthazar. This can either be interpreted as from Eva again, Chrono Trigger, or the bible. In reality, I just liked the names. When I get new hard drives, I will institute a new naming scheme after places I used to live (the smallest drive will be Sackville
Boring and Uninspiring (Score:2)
The first PC I built is named Alpha.
My G4, after I put in the giant (at the time) 60GB HD became Leviathan.
not too original (Score:2)
Just my first name (Score:1)
Larry Niven Universe (Score:1)
The drives are named GROG and WEMADEIT
My 2000 Pro laptops are:
BVS-560
BVS-520
names... names... (Score:1)
At work, since I've been involved in setting up the systems, we just concentrated on naming the servers, not the workstations.
We have: AS-400 is Shorty, NT servers are Junior & Groucho, original POS polling server is Midget, Voicemail system is Abbot & Costello, newer POS polling servers are Pixie & Dixie, servers in WA are Pebbles & Bam-Bam, servers in IL are Curly & Moe.
A bit of a mixture.
Z
my machines (Score:1)
My Windows Server: CORONA - I had a Corona in my hand at the moment.
My Linux laptop: TPLINUX - TP for ThinkPad, Linux, well because it's running Linux.
My XP Desktop: EGGMAN - my "old" Alter-ego online gaming name.
And of course my machine at work, K000140DSF.
I have worked in small companies, and in labs where systems had creative names.
One company I worked at named all the servers aft
Neal Stephenson characters (Score:2)
Hackworth: same machine, linux boot, where everything else I do happens.
server is named cro, just because it happens to server http://cro.wox.org, an name that means nothing, but is kinda short. I should really make rishel.org my main domain name now that I own it.
Re:Neal Stephenson characters (Score:2)
All are basically named after me... (Score:1)
I used to have a firewall called ew0 [if I recall correctly]. The others were called ew1, ew2, ew3, etc. according to where they were sitting on the floor. ew5, used to be the name of this computer, but is now just ew because it is the only computer that I really use. The "newest" member of the family is ew486 because I don't expect that there will be many other 486 computers in my collection. Any others will be named according to function.
Like I said, "...due to lack of creat
Re: (Score:1)
Star Wars names (Score:1)
As for me, I won't mention work - just as boring as others here.
At home, I've always used workgroup name STARWARS, and my computernames have always been Star Wars characters. I can remember using Yoda, Han, Lea, and Obiwan. My favorite was a system set up to dual boot between Linux/Win9x. As a Linux box it was "Anakin" and as a Windows box it was "Vader" - and this was before Episode I.
My current machine is Qui-Gon (built dur
'puter names (Score:2)
Names (Score:2)
PII 350: dissonance
P 120: originalfire (redhat 6.2)
Duron 900: tirpitz
Duron 900: frankenbox (you should see the AGP slot i cobbled back together)(dual boot with Win98)
Dual Pentium Pro 200: kos-mos
Athlon 1800+ XP: puddleglum *wifes box*
IBM ThinkPad 600E: have-blue (former "shortbus")
Pentium 133: crap (very lame motherboard)(win95)
Pentium 133: submarine (DOS gaming box)
i also still have a 486dx4 running mandrake 5.2 (which it had installed when i
my computers (Score:1)
Demian - windows box for 3d, sonar/project5, and gaming. use this one most of the time. as mentioned before, named mostly for the
Planets (Score:2)
Win2K Workstation: saturn
Linux server/router: mercury
I used to have another workstation named earth.
Way back in the day I had a little 486-33 running Linux named neptune. It got hacked one day and the guy added a user account named uranus. What a smartass
It's a pretty limiting scheme, but I can't imagine having more than nine comps at one time. If I ever do, maybe I'll stretch it a bit and start using moon names or something.
X-men (Score:1)
But my Linux firewall had to be smart so it's Xavier.
And my laptop is cute but pretty much useless, Jubilee.
Any extra computers that kick around are either Cyclops or Magneto.
This all started pre movie.
broken (Score:2)
yet another naming scheme (Score:1)
hobbes
dilbert
wallace -- the firewall (we thought it was clever)
pogo
linus
omalley
etc, etc
bleah (Score:1)
business pc is workinman
linux box 1 is always eldorado
Kids pc is amazingly named kids
Other names are derived from blaxploitation film characters as needed.
HHGTTG and Ender's Game (Score:2)
I've been using The Guide as a s
Re:HHGTTG and Ender's Game (Score:1)
Server: Marvin
Laptop: Heartofgold
Gaming machine: Arthur
Entertainment machine: Eccentrica
Test box: Slartibartfast
DeepThought was the name of my root account on my old Win2k server. Happy to report that it's gone the way of the dodo (Win2k, that is).
Ford, Trillian, and Zaphod have had their moments, but didn't last too long. I'll have to decide on something new when my girlfriend moves in and brings her comptuer... Wha
Re:HHGTTG and Ender's Game (Score:2)
I've had a box named Trillian before. Nothing named Marvin or Ford, yet. Might have had a machine named Arthur, though I can't recall for sure. Slartibartfast was my old Linux box, a P2/233.
Guess the source (Score:2)
My parents' spaceship iMac is called Ruth.
Now, who knows where I got those names?
Re:Guess the source (Score:1)
Re:Guess the source (Score:2)
Zaranth is speedy, quick and young. Lamanth takes all the abuse I can give him and is forever loyal. Ruth is white and freakish looking.
Currently I'm building a windows game box. I'll name it Ramoth because I suspect it will be needy and require alot of mantinence.
Main character Females of Xanth... (Score:2)
Os I've got Ivy(needs Os repair), Nada, Metria, Jenny(obsolete), Dawn, Eve, Electra(dead -- magic smoke got let out), Chlorine, and I used to call my 486 Humphrey, because it was a dialout router, and I hadn't adopted the all female portion of the naming scheme then.
So noone asks the specs are as follows:
Jenny: P120 laptop, 10.4" psudo 16-bit color screen, 1.2GB HD, 48MB RAM, Floppy, no CD-rom.
Metria: old,
Depends on the PC's purpose (Score:2)
Prague and Bermuda... (Score:2)
Both are named after two fantastic holidays that were both extremely enjoyable and memorable for me and my other half.
I'm not easily swayed by the quiet life - I was born, raised and have lived all of my life in London - but Bermuda is like paradise. Life there is so much simpler in so many ways that I can't begin to do it justice with a few sentences here. Suffice to say that I'd pack up my bags and live there tomorrow if it were
Oh, and at work... (Score:2)
Accordingly, the server was named Houston and the individual test workstations were called Atlantis, Columbia, Challenger, Discovery and Endeavour. There was talk about adding another machine, which would have been called Enterprise (the name given to the non-
Strange? (Score:1)
It still has that label on the C: drive. I had some strange conversation about this once it turned up to be a wierd coincidence. I don't think I've labeled my laptop's hard drive yet. No plans. I guess it needs something fitting.
Norse Pantheon (Score:2)
Odin - Uniprocessor Linux server. One processor, one eye sort of thing. Keeps a bunch of my files and is the most communicated to box on my network. So it gets the big name.
Thor - My desktop. Before my motherboard went this was a dual Pentium 3 system, and was for a while the only other machine on my network besides Odin. With two processors Thor was the powerhouse, so it made sense. Now Thor is a Pentium 4 which is still my most powerful machine, so it ke
Call me Mr Boring if you like... (Score:2)
On the brighter side, this means that all my creative energies are conserved for when I'm posting to Slashdot. *grin*
Shaq (Score:1)
It was just lame, and not sad, until you found the warezshack.txt file - where the owner droned on about what a f*cking k001 hax0r he was and how WarezShack was going to take over the world o
My boxen (Score:2)
Server 1 (file/print): archetype (debian woody)
Server 2 (development): philodox (netbsd 1.5.2)
HTPC box: cine (xandros, works nicely)
My Rig: paradigm (dualboot 2K/FreeBSD)
My Laptop: paradox (dualboot 2K/NetBSD)
the only reason for the dualboots are to go between work and play
Babylon 5 baby (Score:1)
WinXP-Home/RH9 Dual booter: Ivanova
Mandrake8.2 Server: GKar
Gamer PC with XP Home: Londo
XP-Pro/RH9 Dual Boot laptop: Sinclair
Win2K IBM Thinkpad laptop: Kosh
Bit of a mixture (Score:1)
Linux box was Arkham
Win 2000 box was Asylum
Then I got lazy, now they're all some kind of description:
LinShuttle (My new Linux box running on a Shuttle SN41G2 - tasty)
WinShuttle (guess)
VaioLaptop (guess again)
Kitchen (yep - it sits opposite the breakfast bar
Arkham is now a Win2K box in work
Asylum is another Win2K box in work
I think I'll keep with the descriptive ones - just easier to remember which is which
A.
Some of my computers: (Score:2)
Deadhead is my older machine. It had a dead hard drive.
Dashnine is my router. It never reboots, but sometimes I have to do a kill -9
Laminarflow is the parents' machine. No idea why it's named that, win2k isn't a particularly slick OS
Dreamy is the Dreamcast when it's running Linux.
The jPAQ is my Linux-running iPAQ. Obviously named - I'm Joshua, and it's an iPAQ.
In addition, I have a friend on IRC who
spur of the moment. (Score:2)
I'm several jobs down the road since then, but when I got the laptop for my current job, I named it MadDog.
Then the hard drive died, and I was sad.
Then the hard drive came back to life, so Dell couldn't RMA it. I wasn't so sad, but I was a bit nervous to travel with this particular machine. I got another laptop (shrinking comp
Periodic table (Score:1)
Re:Periodic table (Score:1)
computer names (Score:1)
Workstation: Michelangelo
Laptop: Da-Vinci
I name 'em after nice people long ago, that meant something for society/litature/science...
Name? (Score:1)
Faraday. (Score:1)
Moo (Score:2)
Gaming: Venison
Neighbor: Grapejuice
I just go with a food scheme. It's strange and fun.
let's see... (Score:1)
We don't get to name our computers here. *sigh*
At my last job, I got to name all the machines on the network and I chose an Elric theme
At home, I use a Marillion theme (mostly from Misplaced Childhood).
Well... (Score:2)