The WIPO Troll's Journal: Lovely Snot! Wonderful Snot! (1.4)

LOVELY SNOT! WONDERFUL SNOT!

By J. Wipo Troll, Esq., $Revision: 1.4 $

CmdrTaco: You sit here, dear.

CowboiKneel: All right.

CmdrTaco (to Waitress): Morning!

Waitress: Morning!

CmdrTaco: Well, whatve you got?

Waitress: Well, theres egg and bacon; egg, sausage and bacon; egg and snot; egg, bacon and snot; egg, bacon, sausage, and snot; snot, bacon, sausage, and snot; snot, egg, snot, snot, bacon, and snot; snot, sausage, snot, snot, bacon, snot, tomato, and snot;

Slashdot Crew (starting to chant): Snot, snot, snot, snot

Waitress: Snot, snot, snot, egg, and snot; snot, snot, snot, snot, snot, snot, baked beans, snot, snot, snot

Slashdot Crew (singing): Snot! Lovely snot! Lovely snot!

Waitress: or Lobster Thermidor au Crevette with a Mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and snot.

CowboiKneel: Have you got anything without snot?

Waitress: Well, theres snot, egg, sausage, and snot, thats not got much snot in it.

CowboiKneel: I dont want any snot!

CmdrTaco: Why cant he have egg, bacon, snot, and sausage?

CowboiKneel: Thats got snot in it!

CmdrTaco: Hasnt got as much snot in it as snot, egg, sausage, and snot, has it?

Slashdot Crew: Snot, snot, snot, snot! (crescendo through next few lines)

CowboiKneel: Could you do the egg, bacon, snot, and sausage without the snot then?

Waitress: Urgghh!

CowboiKneel: What do you mean Urgghh? I dont like snot!

Slashdot Crew: Lovely snot! Wonderful snot!

Waitress: Shut up!

Slashdot Crew: Lovely snot! Wonderful snot!

Waitress: Shut up! (Slashdot Crew stops) Bloody Slashdot fags! You cant have egg, bacon, snot and sausage without the snot.

CowboiKneel (shrieks): I dont like snot!

CmdrTaco: Sshh, dear, dont cause a fuss. Ill have your snot. I love it. Im having snot, snot, snot, snot, snot, snot, snot, beaked beans, snot, snot, snot, and snot!

Slashdot Crew (singing): Snot, snot, snot, snot. Lovely snot! Wonderful snot!

Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.

CmdrTaco: Well could I have his snot instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress: You mean snot, snot, snot, snot, snot, snot

Slashdot Crew (singing elaborately): Snot, snot, snot, snot. Lovely snot! Wonderful snot! Snot, sno-o-o-o-o-ot, snot, sno-o-o-o-o-ot snot. Lovely snot! Lovely snot! Lovely snot! Lovely snot! Lovely snot! Snot, snot, snot, snot!

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