Journal Roto-Rooter Man's Journal: A Little /. Christmas Cheer! 1
Hello, Slashdot! Here are a few Christmas-time riddles to keep your holidays bright and cheerful!
Q. How is Jon Katz like a yule log?
A. The only useful purpose they serve is causing flames.
Q. What does CowboyNeal have in common with Santa's sleigh?
A. Approximate size.
Q. What do John Katz's underpants have in common with a Christmas tree?
A. Little kids spend a lot of time playing underneath them.
Q. How is Slashcode like an old set of Christmas lights?
A. There's always going to be parts that don't work.
Q. How is the CowboyNeal poll option like a Christmas fruitcake?
A. They might seem okay at first, but trust me: it's only because you don't know how old they are.
Q. What does Hemos have in common with a stocking?
A. They both spend a lot of time rubbing against tranvestites' legs.
Q. How is Jon Katz like a candy cane?
A. They're both curved where it counts, and both get white and sticky after little boys and girls suck on them.
Q. What does VA Software have in common with Christmas decorations?
A. You won't be seeing them two months from now.
Q. How is Unix like Kwanzaa?
A. They were both invented in the 60's, and both are kept alive by leftists who don't know any better.
Q. What does CmdrTaco have in common with a snowman?
A. Spelling ability, lack of genitals, and a simplistic smile which betrays a complete absence of intelligent thought. (Also, both of them usually have a carrot jammed somewhere in their body.)
...and finally...
Q. How is Slashdot like a Christmas wreath? A. Both wouldn't be the same if it weren't for that big hole!
Merry Christmas from the Roto-Rooter Man, Slashdot! Don't forget... this holiday season, douche someone you love!
Q. How is Jon Katz like a yule log?
A. The only useful purpose they serve is causing flames.
Q. What does CowboyNeal have in common with Santa's sleigh?
A. Approximate size.
Q. What do John Katz's underpants have in common with a Christmas tree?
A. Little kids spend a lot of time playing underneath them.
Q. How is Slashcode like an old set of Christmas lights?
A. There's always going to be parts that don't work.
Q. How is the CowboyNeal poll option like a Christmas fruitcake?
A. They might seem okay at first, but trust me: it's only because you don't know how old they are.
Q. What does Hemos have in common with a stocking?
A. They both spend a lot of time rubbing against tranvestites' legs.
Q. How is Jon Katz like a candy cane?
A. They're both curved where it counts, and both get white and sticky after little boys and girls suck on them.
Q. What does VA Software have in common with Christmas decorations?
A. You won't be seeing them two months from now.
Q. How is Unix like Kwanzaa?
A. They were both invented in the 60's, and both are kept alive by leftists who don't know any better.
Q. What does CmdrTaco have in common with a snowman?
A. Spelling ability, lack of genitals, and a simplistic smile which betrays a complete absence of intelligent thought. (Also, both of them usually have a carrot jammed somewhere in their body.)
Q. How is Slashdot like a Christmas wreath? A. Both wouldn't be the same if it weren't for that big hole!
Merry Christmas from the Roto-Rooter Man, Slashdot! Don't forget... this holiday season, douche someone you love!
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