c4tp's friend's Journal: Stupid Moronic People

Am I really conceited? I guess that I am, but I do believe I have good reason. I mean its moronic people who make up almost all of mankind, and thats really annoying. Really annoying in fact. Once I thought I could trust other people, once I thought they could realize my sarcasm. But unfortunately not anymore. I am far too sarcastic for people to even bother to understand. I mean dammit when I proclaim myself the creator of everything wouldn't you think that I was being sarcastic. 'But of course,' you say. And the reason you say this is because you read Slashdot. (Which is a good thing) But anyhow everyone has had these experiences with the morons of our world who think 'if someone is smarter than me, they're conceited.' I mean if you are smarter why not use it in everyday life?
I just don't understand why in public I am chastised for using the type of Slashdot/Nerd humor I use on the net. I mean, if you don't understand my humor why do you bother talking to me? Then how can you have the audacity to go off and call me out on the way I act? I just don't understand...