Journal Marxist Hacker 42's Journal: A geeky, Catholic, pro-life plan to reduce GCC 4
They tell us global climate change is caused by atmospheric carbon. Based on plant ability to sequester atmospheric carbon, I suggest the following methodology for sequestering carbon away from the environment for long periods of time.
- Plant native, drought resistant, edible plants on every available surface with sun. They need to be native and drought resistant because they will only be watered with rain.
- Have lots of babies. At least 10 children per family, whenever possible.
- Encourage the mortal sin of gluttony. Ideally everybody should die of an obesity related illness and should weigh in at over 200 lbs at death.
- Discourage cremation at death, encourage full body ground burial in metal caskets encased in concrete to prevent accumulated carbon from escaping back into the atmosphere.
- Close sections of graveyards when full, and plant native drought resistant edible plants on top of the graves, to accumulate more carbon for sequestration.
Step 3a: (Score:1)
You can't poop or exhale
Re: (Score:2)
Not necessarily. All usable carbon gets locked up in fat.
Re: (Score:2)
THAT kind of GCC has been dead to me for 25 years.