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Journal by Captain Splendid on Thursday February 16, 2017 @04:27PM

So the Fuckhead Of The United States is having literally the worst first month of a presidential term and his big idea is a 2020 campaign rally in fucking Florida this weekend?

Oughtta just nuke the whole country, it's the only way to be sure at this point. Fucking Yanks.

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Trying to set up a false flag (Score:1)

by WillAffleckUW ( 858324 ) writes:

It's like he thinks we're stupid like his crew.
2020 campaign? (Score:2)

by damn_registrars ( 1103043 ) writes:

First of all, he won't make it that far. He'll be lucky if his administration lasts to 2018. Unfortunately that unleashes President Pence upon us, with a fair chance of speaker (Ron) Paul Ryan then being promoted to VP. At that point, CBP will need to quadruple in size to keep Americans from fleeing by land.

Second, it's hard to make a claim that Trump is campaigning for 2020 when he arguably hasn't stopped campaigning for 2016. The stupid shit that keeps storming out of his pie hole is no better or mo
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  by BarbaraHudson ( 3785311 ) writes:
  
  Dr. Phil on Donald Trump's risk of making up shit during a crisis, is he a narcissist, and his hair [youtube.com]. :-)
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  by mcgrew ( 92797 ) * writes:
  
  he arguably hasn't stopped campaigning for 2016.
  Indeed. In that press conference a few days ago he mentioned Hillary Clinton sixteen times. WTF is wrong with that sorry excuse for a man?
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    by fustakrakich ( 1673220 ) writes:
    
    It was brilliant. SNL isn't even as funny.
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    by damn_registrars ( 1103043 ) writes:
    
    WTF is wrong with that sorry excuse for a man?
    The shorter list is what isn't wrong. Indeed that list is so short that aside from "breathes in oxygen" I can't think of anything to put on it.
    In that press conference a few days ago he mentioned Hillary Clinton sixteen times.
    
    He - or his handlers - is smart enough to know a dog whistle when he hears one. Nothing excites the GOP base as much as the name "Clinton". He could mention Chelsea Clinton's child - or for that matter mention NY Governor Clinton (who was responsible for the Erie Canal) - and the GOP would promptly circle jerk themselves into a frothy frenzy. If a little bit is
Waddya expect? Campaigning is all he knows (Score:1)

by fustakrakich ( 1673220 ) writes:

Oh well, it's been a slice [youtube.com]...

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