Journal Captain Splendid's Journal: I've been memed! 9
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However, they did get something wrong. When I carry the groceries in toto, I do not need my entire arm, let alone both of them. One hand suffices. After all, I need the other hand free to get my keys and unlock the door.
However, they did get something wrong. When I carry the groceries in toto, I do not need my entire arm, let alone both of them. One hand suffices. After all, I need the other hand free to get my keys and unlock the door.
You should use plastic bags (Score:2)
Then you can open the door more easily.
I have to move all the computer parts boxes out of the way to open my door, quite frankly. Already got the case and the flat LED monitor, but still more boxes for the 6 core CPU, motherboard, 2 TB HDD, R/W DVD burner, and all that Win 7 OEM stuff to go.
animal abuse (Score:3)
You carry your groceries in Toto?
That's just sick. Why you wanna treat a little dog that way?
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I'll get you, and your groceries too!
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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside a dog, it's too dark to read...
-- Groucho
I need a guy like you for grocery shopping... (Score:3)
I hate making multiple trips... more specifically, I hate bringing in the groceries at all.
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Oh, it's even better than that. My wife hates grocery shopping whereas I love it so she gets to basically skip all that shit. I'm even a fair cook. Plus, it's chili week!
Pfff... I like shopping, and I like cooking. I just need^W want an organic forklift to exploit^W take care of anything that requires more than petite arm strength...
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Oh, it's even better than that. My wife hates grocery shopping whereas I love it so she gets to basically skip all that shit. I'm even a fair cook. Plus, it's chili week!
Pfff... I like shopping, and I like cooking. I just need^W want a big strong man to take care of anything that requires more than petite arm strength...
FTFY
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I hate shopping and cooking, but I have to because I like eating.