The Turd Report's Journal: The Turd Report 12/03/2001

I are a pound of cheeze-curls last night. I was rewarded with a bright ornage turd. It took a bit of pushing but it came out in one massive plop. It was without form and stunk like cheese. It made a pyramid of poop in the toilet. It flushed down, but parts of it stuck to the bowl. I rate this turd as a 7.

This report is a customer report as requested by one of my fans. If you take the time to email me a request, I will consider eating what you want me to eat. I will report on the resulting turd. Enjoy!