Journal FortKnox's Journal: Monster's Ball 9
I saw Monster's Ball yesterday. Everyone said it was a 'great flick', and, of course, we all remember the wailing, bumbling Halle Berry when she won the oscar for her performance.
Well, I think it was a sham.
The movie wasn't the worst I've ever seen; its about racism and complex relationships. Regardless, it wasn't anything oscar worthy. Sure, Halle gets naked (and lets face it, she's hot!), but her only "oscar winning" performance is the crying scene in the hospital. After that, its her being depressed and sleazy.
Rent worthy? Sure, if nothing else is in. Otherwise skip it, it isn't that good.
Well, I think it was a sham.
The movie wasn't the worst I've ever seen; its about racism and complex relationships. Regardless, it wasn't anything oscar worthy. Sure, Halle gets naked (and lets face it, she's hot!), but her only "oscar winning" performance is the crying scene in the hospital. After that, its her being depressed and sleazy.
Rent worthy? Sure, if nothing else is in. Otherwise skip it, it isn't that good.
Billy Bob (Score:3, Funny)
On a related note, Swordfish starring John Travolta. May go down in history as a movie whose only redeeming quality was Halle Berry taking her top off. I think they paid more to get her to do that than the movie grossed.
I really don't understand (Score:3, Funny)
you missed it (Score:2)
Well (Score:2)
And less naked Billy Bob Thorton.
But yeah, it was an attempt to be all moody and deep, but mostly, it was weak. It was one of those deals where you have a group of people being shit on, rather than a complex set of relationships developing as a result of life stuff. But no, lots of shit happens and they kinda make due with it.
No kidding... (Score:2)
I give it a good half star for the boobs.
Re:No kidding... (spoiler) (Score:2)
Re:No kidding... (spoiler) (Score:2)
And her 500lbs son. I mean.. Halle fucking Berry producing a child that weighs 5x as much as she does? With a father that looked skinnier than Halle? Ok, lets go for another dose of unreality here.
I work with Halle Berry's aunt, actually. When I first found out, it was desperately hard not to say, "Wow, are you embarassed about Monsters Ball?"
Actually (Score:2)
On that same note, my copy of Dead Heat [imdb.com] should be arriving soon
Halle hot? I think not (Score:1)
How can I face that? She's butt ugly. We're talking like deformed Carrot Top kinda ugly. Why do people keep going on about how she's so "good looking" when to me "oddly shaped head" would be about the nicest thing I can think to say.
Yeah yeah, to each his own, but still, I'd hope my views of falling out of the ugly tree and hitting every branch on the way down would run parallel with more people...