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Journal $$$$$exyGal's Journal: Clean shaven latex chair. 19

Journal by $$$$$exyGal
All of the links below have been carefully selected for all of my slashdot fans. Can you guess which are silly and which are sexy? ;-)

Don't forget to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

Latest Links:

If you didn't like those, I'm sure you'll like something in the Archives ;-):

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  • suicide - i like this pic the best
  • sex - ok. go and find your sex
  • and pennies, - for the kid in you
  • everyday. - go a few pages deep
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  • my vagina - learn how to please me
  • is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
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  • pong - some books as old as pong
  • with tits? - cute little buggers
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  • +5trolls - how did that happen?
  • shouldn't - tell her not to
  • poo - that is so eww
  • in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
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  • proud - she certainly is proud of herself
  • plants - mmmmm, plant girl
  • hover over - keep it clean
  • real cheap - 99% off!
  • wedgies - from behind
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  • don't - for heaven's sake
  • party - free love
  • simple. - simple is good
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  • twin - or are they? I don't care
  • pussy - go get em, boys
  • kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
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  • dressup - that is not sexy
  • desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
  • smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
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  • huge - any bigger?
  • tastefully explicit - well done
  • nipples - george is the best
  • at mcdonalds. - green sesame seeds and water (sorry ;-))
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  • portman - is that her?
  • elbows - I did pretty good
  • alone. - some more learnin'
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  • goatse - the series (prepare yourself)
  • name - they ignore $'s
  • use - good posing
  • is blocked. - censorship
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  • tie up - they are close
  • invisible - new invisibility jacket? or clever nakedness?
  • clothes? - from the "I better shave some more" department
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  • painted - more paint
  • vegetarian - for veggie-lovers
  • cartoon - bouncie
  • mammaries. - milk me
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  • cold - goose bumps all over
  • oiled - very well lubricated
  • and close up. - zoom
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  • launder - washer #14
  • pants - somebody lost her pants
  • in Brazil. - Brazil rocks
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  • note: - she loves me
  • grapes - hungry?
  • are thirsty. - thirsty?
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  • spring - take a break
  • cops - on the beat
  • frenching. - old french people
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  • blow - is that real?
  • real - sounds like an onion article
  • hard, - flexible dude
  • Dracula. - bite me
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  • bad - who will discipline these girls?
  • unix - any Windows girls?
  • chair. - I wouldn't go anywhere near those things
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  • spectacular, - this is a Seinfeld reference
  • 1000's - you could get lost here for a long time
  • are distorted. - super-duper skinny, and more (thanks to Nef)
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  • freakish - pics are bizarre (thanks to DarklordJonnyDigital)
  • hacker chicks - where are the hacking chicks?
  • showering - she normally showers naked, but not for you
  • tennis - this is what you would expect
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  • lighting - interesting use of light (thanks to yarbo)
  • guide - meet some girls. do it!
  • to wallpaper - i don't like the wallpaper
  • butts. - gaze, look, and stare at the butts.
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  • nice day - nicer days for all (thanks to puck01)
  • for mosaicked - big boobies from tiny boobies (thanks to Zerelli)
  • freckles. - see the freckles?
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  • clean shaven - shaving everyday will increase your lifespan
  • latex - the department of home security approves
  • chair. - one chair (thanks to an Anonymous Coward)
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Hey! Did you remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-)?

Just for fun, I compared my number of fans vs. some other Slashdot folks:

1402) $$$$$exyGal (+74)
1218) CleverNickName (+11)
1203) CmdrTaco (+75)
823) Bruce Perens (+97)
757) John Carmack (+4)
542) ekrout (-3)
462) FortKnox (+0)
365) hemos (+8)
310) SlashChick (+2)

Thanks for being my fan ;-)

Yes. I'm a girl. Jeesh.

--gal

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  • I'm jealous
  • That's great, since Anti$$$exy [slashdot.org]'s account was started like 3 days ago. I used to not care whether or not $$$$$exygal was a girl or a guy, but this just looks blatant. How many trolls did you politely ignore for weeks? Yet this guy gets immediate attention. I'm sorry, but I'm just a little bit suspicious.

    -Brad
    • Nearly all the trolls are Anonymous Cowards, so there was no way to contact them. The only trolls with e-mail addresses seemed to be TrollBurger, Anti$$$$$exy and Surak. I became suspicious that Surak and Anti were really the same person, because Surak changed his signature to point to Anti's journal so fast. Of the three of them, I considered TrollBurger to be too crazy (have you seen his journal? That man needs to see a doctor), and Anti seemed more of a ringleader than Surak (if they aren't the same person). It sounds like I would have gotten more credibility if I met with Surak instead (it looks like his userid is super-low), but I was thinking exactly the opposite, before.

      I'll never convince everyone until I make a real website someday. Look! I'm adding _one_ space after every sentence in this paragraph! That means I am Wil Wheaton! Ha! I tricked you all! This has all been a trick to get you to buy more of my Wil Wheaton books. If you look back at some of my old comments, you'll notice I make a lot of Star Trek references. Coincidence?

      Who cares ;-). BTW, here are some more pics from that "chair" website [michelle7.com].

      --gal

      • You can't fool us. We know that Wil Wheaton died eight years ago on a fishing expedition. His wife hired the well known Wil Wheaton impersonator, Billy Shears, so that she could extend the massive amount of cash drawn in by his celebrity. So it was Billy Shears on G4, and it was Billy Shears in Wil's recent Star Trek cameo.

        You're Wil Wheaton's widow. You're the one that distracted Billy from becoming Linux's biggest cheerleader. You're the one that introduced him to Mac OS X.

        Ooh, ooh! New idea for the trolls:

        I am $$$$$exyGal. That's right. It's all an elaborate hoax by me, Elwood P Dowd. And I am a girl. I'm 24, a brunette, and I supplement my modelling carreer by perl hacking on weekends.

        Bored yet?

      • Who cares ;-)

        Indeed, for now that I'm sober again I notice that I don't care about this anymore either. Sorry for the drunken trolling there folks.

        <offtopic>
        This reminds me of the last time I got stoned and someone put on the song "Tiny Dancer" by Elton John. I suddenly went into a fit of rage for like 10 minutes about how Elton John was evil. I've never had anything against Sir Elton either before or after that experience. It's funny how your mind works when you abuse it with chemicals...
        </offtopic>

      • Sheesh, all this fuss. Who cares? $$exyGal has an interestng journal and thats all I need to know ;-)

        oops. I used 'that' smiley... maybe Im $$exyGal too...
        • Hmm, imposter! How do I know you are really Wiley E. Coyote? Hang on I'll call Acme...

          Seriously, I agree. I don't care who the fsck gal is, or what gender she/he (although I am gravitating to 'she') is. All I know is that 'gal posts regularily to slashdot and isn't much of a troll, but a poster that's trying to be insightful (and succeeds most of the time, which is a good thing).

          And yes, the journal is interesting. Although I have a major nit with it, it's a bit, well, repetitive. I thought people could edit journal posts? Last time I used my journal I could. but heck, that was so fscking long ago, I could be talking out of my ass :)

  • Dear $G,
    I've been following your stellar career on /. for a while now and I'm quite impressed.
    I've lately happened to read some books on psychology, seduction and influencing people in general, there are quite a few fascinating techniques in existence. And it is certainly most interesting to see some of them used in practice. I consider you sort of a genius and a personal idol of mine in that area ;-)
    In particular, I am absolutely astonished by all the buzz that you've managed to create. There are hordes of people arguing whether you're a guy or a girl, ekrout or Anti$$$$$exy, whore or a troll while all this time increasing the overall publicity that you're getting, which is presumably your goal.
    Personally, I don't really care whether you are male or female, although I think you being male is somewhat more likely/logical (and more impressive!). After all, it is just a name on the screen, I don't see why people are getting so upset about it? My personal theory is that there's a bunch of people who are secretly dreaming about meeting their ideal geek girl on /. and they feel their dreams violated. If this was part of your calculation, congratulations. Either way, I find the whole gender spectacle quite entertaining.
    The Anti$$$$$exy affair was more interesting. Again, there is more evidence pointing to the fact that A$==$G but in either case the elaborateness of the whole setup would be really awesome, so I don't really care which one is true.
    And about you being troll, whore etc. I don't understand why people are making such a fuss about it, it is just a web site, and karma is just a stupid little number with no real meaning. Still, so many people are obsessed by it and treat your activity as a sacrilege. If I have any complaints about your posts, I would only wish you posted more of the "silly" type links, there's quite enough porn everywhere already ;-)
    But at least one thing is sure about you: both your individual posts and the $G setup show you as a highly intelligent and fascinating person. (I bet someone is going to flame me for saying this, and call you a no-life pervert. I wonder why they don't see the irony in taking some virtual debacle so seriously and then calling someone names for the lack of real life ;-))
    All this being said, I was wondering if you could drop me a line in e-mail sometime, there's a few things I'd love to ask for which /. might not be the best medium? And no, I'm not going to ask you to prove your gender ;-)
    Keep up the good work!
    Targo

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