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Journal noell's Journal: i say i like the cold...

Tuesday... the mamas and the papas sang monday monday, but if it were mine, the song would be tuesday tuesday... tuesdays seem to be hell's creation for me... no real reason why that i can discern, they merely are, and it never fails that i will be cranky if it is a tuesday... yesterday i wore a big warm sweater because i woke up cold and it ended up being 70 degrees out... so today, i woke up not so cold and just wore a sweatshirt... have i ever mentioned the fact that i am at times a complete and utter moron?... you guessed it, it was freezing today... winter storm warnings and watches have come across northern texas... which is actually quite humorous because this takes top news priority on all the local stations... higher than the hunting trips of the big wigs in washington even... kind of interesting... so i watched a half hour news special filmed in front of the 20 or so trucks filled with sand and ice better known as operation ice killer, or something really moronic like that... yes, everything changed when i was finally able to accept that these are my surroundings- i found so much more humor in life in east texas... so it's cold, and i am sure that is the physical reason behind my psychological tuesday problems for the day... i think when it gets cold my body automatically screams cuddle, NOW! right... that doesnt happen, instead i end up with cold toes in a bed next to a window that i really ought to move but i am just too lazy... my big ceremonial act of the day was turning on the heater in my apartment, this is truly a big deal... anything that causes my electric bill to change is something that requires serious thought before any action is taken... of course my friendly newscaster told me to watch out for hypothermia, and to keep an eye on my neighbors, so i thought hey, if i have to watch all three apartments of neighbors, i certainly cant get hypothermia because maybe they havent watched the news so they arent aware of these important mind your neighbor hypothermic updates... yeah... it's been a grand day... i want a pickle..

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i say i like the cold...

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