Journal J0hn Carm4ck's Journal: Rejected submission. 2
Can't believe they rejected this:
Subject: Sucking Huge Cock For Charity
I, John Carmack, shall be sucking huge cock for charity over the weekend.
I am having the specialist rocco-si-freddy 'come over' from france so I can get some real pink machine gun action.
So my poll question is:
How often should I induce vomitting to empty my stomach of all that spunk?
a) Every ten minutes
b) When it starts leaking out of my ass
c) When I'm gagging on it
d) Don't induce, drown you faggot
Thanks for any help slashdot!
It's not really an accurate story submission (Score:1)
If you are taking all comers (heh!) then how can you guarantee that all cocks will be "huge"? What if you end up sucking tiny cocks all day long?
With such glaring omissions, it isn't any wonder that your submission was rejected.