Journal $$$$$exyGal's Journal: Lighting guide to wallpaper butts. 39
All of the links below have been carefully selected for all of my slashdot fans. Can you guess which are silly and which are sexy? ;-)
Don't forget to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries
Latest Links:
- lighting - interesting use of light (thanks to yarbo)
- guide - meet some girls. do it!
- to wallpaper - i don't like the wallpaper
- butts. - gaze, look, and stare at the butts
If you didn't like those, I'm sure you'll like something in the Archives
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- suicide - i like this pic the best
- sex - ok. go and find your sex
- and pennies, - for the kid in you
- everyday. - go a few pages deep
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- my vagina - learn how to please me
- is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
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- pong - some books as old as pong
- with tits? - cute little buggers
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- +5trolls - how did that happen?
- shouldn't - tell her not to
- poo - that is so eww
- in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
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- proud - she certainly is proud of herself
- plants - mmmmm, plant girl
- hover over - keep it clean
- real cheap - 99% off!
- wedgies - from behind
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- don't - for heaven's sake
- party - free love
- simple. - simple is good
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- twin - or are they? I don't care
- pussy - go get em, boys
- kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
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- dressup - that is not sexy
- desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
- smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
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- huge - any bigger?
- tastefully explicit - well done
- nipples - george is the best
- at mcdonalds. - green sesame seeds and water (sorry
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- portman - is that her?
- elbows - I did pretty good
- alone. - some more learnin'
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- goatse - the series (prepare yourself)
- name - they ignore $'s
- use - good posing
- is blocked. - censorship
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- tie up - they are close
- invisible - new invisibility jacket? or clever nakedness?
- clothes? - from the "I better shave some more" department
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- painted - more paint
- vegetarian - for veggie-lovers
- cartoon - bouncie
- mammaries. - milk me
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- cold - goose bumps all over
- oiled - very well lubricated
- and close up. - zoom
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- launder - washer #14
- pants - somebody lost her pants
- in Brazil. - Brazil rocks
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- note: - she loves me
- grapes - hungry?
- are thirsty. - thirsty?
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- spring - take a break
- cops - on the beat
- frenching. - old french people
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- blow - is that real?
- real - sounds like an onion article
- hard, - flexible dude
- Dracula. - bite me
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- bad - who will discipline these girls?
- unix - any Windows girls?
- chair. - I wouldn't go anywhere near those things
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- spectacular, - this is a Seinfeld reference
- 1000's - you could get lost here for a long time
- are distorted. - super-duper skinny, and more (thanks to Nef)
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- freakish - pics are bizarre (thanks to DarklordJonnyDigital)
- hacker chicks - where are the hacking chicks?
- showering - she normally showers naked, but not for you
- tennis - this is what you would expect
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- lighting - interesting use of light (thanks to yarbo)
- guide - meet some girls. do it!
- to wallpaper - i don't like the wallpaper
- butts. - gaze, look, and stare at the butts.
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Hey! Did you remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries
Just for fun, I compared my number of fans vs. some other Slashdot folks:
1193) $$$$$exyGal (+160)
1191) CleverNickName (+11)
1120) CmdrTaco (+0)
747) John Carmack (+4)
724) Bruce Perens (+5)
545) ekrout (-1)
452) FortKnox (+1)
356) hemos (+0)
293) SlashChick (+1)
Thanks for being my fan
--gal
No more bush! (Score:3, Funny)
Privacy (Score:2, Insightful)
Who the fuck cares what gender she is anyways. It's her business.
Re:$$$$$exyGal == Ekrout (a guy) (Score:2)
BTW, I am a man. I've posted some pictures [google.com] to prove it.
Re:$$$$$exyGal == Ekrout (a guy) (Score:2)
When I visualize $$$$$exyGal, I see an obese, sweaty man garbed in nothing but a soiled pair of whitey-tighteys.
Re:$$$$$exyGal == Ekrout (a guy) (Score:2)
Re:$$$$$exyGal == Ekrout (a guy) (Score:2)
Ok, $$$$$exyGal, what is the deal with women?
There. If she can answer that question, then I believe her. If he can't, then he's a fraud!
Oh wait... Man in the Middle attack! Hmm. We're gonna need some crypto for this job.
Re:No more bush! (Score:1)
What about you, other slashdot readers? Are you just $$$$$exyGal's friend so you can track and annoy her? Congrats! [slashdot.org]
Re:No more bush! (Score:2)
And in regards to your manifesto-thingee... you are going to get laughed out of your journal. The other trolls will just troll you, because they don't know how to play with others.
Re:No more bush! (Score:1)
Nice links (Score:1)
Moo! (warning: contains nudity & meat) (Score:2)
Re:Moo! (warning: contains nudity & meat) (Score:1)
Re:glasses (Score:3, Insightful)
That geek guide to girls is messed up. The girls guide to geeks was very good about pointing out that you don't have to settle to go for a geek guy. They turn out to be excellent boyfriend material.
The same is true for geek girls. You don't have to settle. It's not like you should start being interested in geek girls because you've failed utterly with everyone in real life.
Iduno. I've observed a whole bunch of internet dating (as I'm sure we all have) and it leads to a few very predictable interactions. For those of us have some semblance of social intelligence (many, many geeks), those predictable situations make internet dating not nearly as cool as that guide indicates.
I just talked myself into a corner.
no recognition? (Score:1)
Re:no recognition? (Score:1)
Re:no recognition? (Score:1)
Good old Yahoo News... (Score:2)
Hmm... (Score:1)
Re:Hmm... (Score:1)
Re:Hmm... (Score:1)
Re:Hmm... (Score:1)
some wackey links i think you'll like (Score:2)
foursome! [boners.com]
have a nice day [boners.com] - is it just me or do they look like aliens?
poker and boobs [boners.com] - I like the dogs better.
What do you get when you combine goatse.cx and an apple? this! [boners.com]
enjoy!
puck
congrats! (Score:1)
Re:congrats! (Score:2)
Re:congrats! (Score:2)
Seeing as how you seem aware of how hollow your 'fame' is, why do you do it? Spreading cheer and happiness? Sparking controversy? The attention?
I'm afraid I won't be adding you to my friends list, but perhaps you will take heart in having the dubious distinction of being the only person whose journal I've ever replied to.