I hate it when I put work into humor and no one notices, so maybe some folks will notice it here.
There was a story a few days ago titled Giant Planet Nine Times the Mass of Jupiter Found
Thread, segue, tangent, and a reference to Space Panda's, I doctored up
Who can't love a cute cuddly planet eating space panda?
Too bad we can't embed images into the comments, it would have been funnier faster.