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Journal Big_Ass_Spork's Journal: mmmmmmmm donuts... 5

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Hello, /. community types, disidents, trolls, my fellow americans. It has been a long time no write. In the time since I was last active a lot of shit has happened to me. I left my wife of 4 years. I made new friends, got my own place. Got 4 piercings and a large new tattoo (my 12th). Still write code for the same company. Still have my cat and my hand to fuck (I meant to say I still have my cat and I can always fuck my hand, n/e hoo...).

This is the state of the Big Ass Spork. Living the single life, getting used to being alone...

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  • one piercing per year of wife?
  • Well this sucks.. but at least we got you back here, with all your street wisdom. ;)
    • Nice sig... ever heard of Purple Motion?

      By the way, I need to brag somewhere and I guess this is as good a spot as any. Everyone who posted in this [slashdot.org] thread got modded down to -1 Offtopic! Billy Joel is dead!
      • Ofcourse I did. That's where I stole the idea from - I still didn't understand the original meaning of the sentence - something about nuclear experiments.

        And Billy isn't dead! He just broke his nose.

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