Journal FortKnox's Journal: Tech Jokes! 12
I'm surprised this Ask Slashdot didn't make the front page. Best tech jokes. There are plenty of good ones in there too! Anyone else have some favs?
You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred. -- Superchicken
I think it was already mentioned... (Score:2)
...but my all-time favorite is:
Why do programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas?
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25
Wow (Score:2)
I've never seen that joke before. That is truly awesome.
Re:I think it was already mentioned... (Score:2)
I should send that joke to the Slashdot HEX Nazi (He's one of the guys on my foe list... I think he's been brow beaten into extinction tho...)
Re:I think it was already mentioned... (Score:2)
Re:I think it was already mentioned... (Score:1)
NOV 27 = DEC 25 = OCT 31
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Re:I think it was already mentioned... (Score:1)
Just click on the big ass url [amazon.com]. and there you have it. Not a bad book, not great. Some funny bits.
I pinged you mom (Score:2)
dozens for you (Score:2)
Yo momma's so fat she needs IPv8!
Yo momma's so dumb she tried to use a token bus to get to work.
Yo momma's so dumb she chats on IRC with 127.0.0.1:194!
well yo' momma's so loose her adapters run in promiscuous mode.
Yo momma's so dumb she tried to make the internet faster by using two modems!
Yo momma's so dumb first level tech support CAN answer her questions! "no ma'am, thats NOT a cup holder"
Yo momma's so dumb when tech support asks for her password she says "********" (stolen from user friendly)
Yo momma's so fat she has to supernet class C addresses just to ping her toes. (?WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!?)
Yo momma's so dumb she thought a sniffer could tell if you had body odor.
Yo momma's so dumb she set interrupt level to 0, because she didn't want any traps going off on her computer!
Yo momma's so poor her bank account is like old memory; chache'd out.
Yo momma's so dumb that when I said IPSEC she said "then you shouldn't drink so much of it!"
Re:dozens for you (Score:1)
Hey, that works [tldp.org].
Re:dozens for you (Score:2)
I actually thought of clarifying that but figured it took away from the whole "yo momma" aspect...
then again, so does any mention of routing protocols, but I digress.
Howzabout:
Yo momma is like subnet-mask based inter domain routing; CLASSLESS.