Look at all the pathetic loosers who have marked $$$$$exyGal their friend. Could there be anything more lame? I would bet that its just some twisted guy out for a few laughs. I wish I had of thought of it earlier. If it isn't some bored guy with too much time on his hands (and it really is a girl), then:
1. She must be so ugly that she couldn't get laid via other means
2. She's fat
3. Probably smells
4. uhh pretty pathetic if she's reduced to being some faceless Siren, calling all the unsuspecting geek bois to come and crash into the surrounding rocks on the shores.
5. must be pretty ugly and everything.
6. Helloooo dearie, what are you doing on slashdot?
7. needs a Hello Kitty vibrator
8. get a life.
9. some of these aren't valid extensions of 'then:'
10. She probably smells funny
"Her" journal is nothing but links to softcore porn and articles about vaginas, in some simple attempt to get all you nerds who can't 'get any' to add 'her' as their friend.
$$$$$exyGal also seems to be a terrible narcissist:
Just for fun, I compared my number of fans vs. some other Slashdot folks:
1071) CleverNickName (+6)
1053) CmdrTaco (+3)
698) Bruce Perens (+?)
432) FortKnox (+1)
400) $$$$$exyGal (+37)
344) hemos (+1)
255) SlashChick (+0)
Thanks for being my fan
OOH OOH! VALIDATE HER EXISTANCE!! QUICKLEEEEEEE
yeah really. fuck you. be my foe, bitch.
Why the dollar signs in your name? Is it from all the money shots you keep receiving?
I would like you to suck my arsehole for a bit please, $$$$$exyGal. Would you like that? I know I would. I think i left little chunks of shit, caked into my pubic hair, right around the opening. Please do me a favour and remove them gently with your tounge.
Now, SexyKellyOsbourne, there's a girl with style. You strike me as nothing but a whore.