capoccia's Journal: With love, from Debian

I received this amusing spam today:

Greetings From Victoria,

how are you today? and how about your health? hope fine and you are doing
well, My Name Is Victoria I am looking for a very nice man of love,
caring, honest, matured, understanding, and of good character, then
after going to your profile on this site (bugs.debian.org) pick
interest in you, so i will like you to write me with my E-mail address
which is as follow, for me to tell you more about me, and as well give
you my pictures because am really looking for a seriously relationship
with you. My address is([e-mail])

thanks Yours New Friend Miss Victoria.

Looking for love in all the wrong places

[Qzukk]

She's looking for that strong, manly coder of her dreams. One who will scratch her deepest itches and get rid of that horrible bug in the shower.

Of course, passing her up might be for the best, she probably has open sores ;)

I Don't Care What They Say

[Philip K Dickhead]

I won't live in a world without bugs...

I love when I get these.

[Red4man]

I always respond, and do my best to out crazy them.