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I confirm I am learning things about /. I never bothered to notice.

I confirm that red4man presently has no friends, no foes, a handful of fans, and one freak.

The freak: railgunner

The fans:

Captain Splendid (673276)
iminplaya (723125)
Jimmy_Slimmy (1499943)
pudge_confirmer (1504761)
StalinsNotDead (764374)

I confirm that red4man has an orgasm when someone foes him.

So, I plan to foe him from time to time to jerk him off, and then remove him from my list to emphasize that he is full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

Regards,

et cetera, et cetera....

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  • multiple orgasms!
  • Red4man is a self-described "professional troll". Which is why he gets off on irritating people.

    Also, Red4man is not one person, but rather multiple people using one account for trolling. Periodically he (they) will appear to have a fight with himself (themselves) which can be good amusement - or at the very least more amusing that his (their) usual shtick.
    • Better than one person using multiple accounts, eh?

      I'll let you in on a secret. Everyone knows your sockpuppets. We're laughing our asses off at you, and you don't get it. You think you're being clever, but... you're just a dumbass.

      • Better than one person using multiple accounts, eh?

        I confirm that in my mind, they are about the same. But dumbasses may differ.

        I'll let you in on a secret. Everyone knows your sockpuppets. We're laughing our asses off at you, and you don't get it. You think you're being clever, but... you're just a dumbass.

        I'll let you in on a little secret- we are both dumbasses, but I confirm I know what I am doing when I reply to a post about dumbasses.

        Dumbass.

      • Everyone knows your sockpuppets

        Whose sockpuppets? Are you saying the pudge_confirmer has sock puppets?

        Because if any of you think I have sockpuppets, you are sadly confused. I have said it before, and I will say it again, I have no other accounts. I am damn_registrars and nobody else; and nobody else is damn_registrars. I have never had any other accounts on slashdot.

        Since you are logged in with your sockpuppet that you so un-cleverly devised in an attempt to smear me, why don't you go ahead and post your list of suspected sock

        • Yeah, that a. cowardon is really a dumbass. I confirm I could have done a "Post Anonymously" here, but I confirm that what matters is CONTENT over source. I confirm I evaluate the content, then modify that by the source factor multiplier. Which SFM for an anonymous coward, tends towards zero. But they _are_ fun to fsck up.

    • Thanks for the observations.

      I can not confirm that red4man is multiple people.

      There may be circumstantial evidence to support that conclusion, it does not meet the burden of evidence necessary for me or pudge to confirm it.

      Just as neither pudge nor I will confirm nor deny that we mod-bomb.

      I do confirm that plenty of other people mod-bomb also, though- because that is why it has a name, and there are a lot of dumbasses in the world.

      • I forgot one other thing regarding red4man.

        His classic modus operandi goes like this:
        1. make an assertion that is generally already known to be false
        2. wait for the target of the assertion to respond
        3. laugh at them for defending the obvious
        4. ???
        5. profit
        6. repeat

        Somehow from this, hilarity ensues.

        • You haven't been paying attention long enough to see all the ways I troll.

          So, it must be asked: Do you really have enough information to support your claim?

          (No, you don't.)

          Dumbass.
          • Clearly you are one of the literacy-impaired red4man users. If you were a more adept reader you would have noticed I said it was your

            classic modus operandi

            Which is distinctly different from an accusation of it being your

            only modus operandi

            So either you didn't read it, or you just proved my point by following the MO that I laid out for you.

            And either way, you failed. See you later.

  • Can you see the real me? Can ya? Can ya?

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