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Journal curtisk's Journal: Bigfoot Found!! No Really! In Georgia (U.S. State) 6

Press Conference today at 12-1pm (assuming PST, in California), more info here:

Can't wait to see the DNA test results and photos :p....
but what the hell, in Georgia?
What a fun Friday! :)
Here's some stats on ol' Sasquatch:
  • The creature is seven feet seven inches tall.
  • It weighs over five hundred pounds.
  • The creature looks like it is part human and part ape-like.
  • It is male.
  • It has reddish hair and blackish-grey eyes.
  • It has two arms and two legs, and five fingers on each hand and five toes on each foot.
  • The feet are flat and similar to human feet.
  • Its footprint is sixteen and three-quarters inches long and five and three-quarters inches wide at the heel.
  • From the palm of the hand to the tip of the middle finger, its hands are eleven and three-quarters inches long and six and one-quarter inches wide.
  • The creatures walk upright. (Several of them were sighted on the same day that the body was found.)
  • The teeth are more human-like than ape-like.
  • DNA tests are currently being done and the current DNA and photo evidence will be presented at the press conference on Friday, August 15th.
  • In life, it considered Supertramp's "Breakfast in America" one of the most completely satisfying records of all time. Followed closely by Meatloaf's classic "Bat out of Hell"
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Bigfoot Found!! No Really! In Georgia (U.S. State)

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  • I've been following that story - since I was a kid I've been a cryptozoology fan- and don't know what to make of it yet. The pictures I have seen aren't clear enough to really determine fake or real.

    With that said, I lived out feral for a long time (strictly as a hoot, just wanted to see how I would do), and became aware of, but did not see, other feral men..dudes...creatures..animals .. who were *very* good at fieldcraft and very shy. I will not say for a fact that I know they were bigfoot animals or not,

    • by curtisk ( 191737 )
      I too have always found the idea of them interesting, hell, just like there's how they find new life forms under-sea. It just seems hard to imagine in the heavily industrialized nation of ours. But even the homeless can be virtually invisible in some urban areas (if they choose so).

      Living feral? you are a trooper! Its one thing to be knowledgeable regarding survivalist methods, but another thing altogether putting it to the test.
      Yeah, this will be an interesting press conference, are there any released phot

      • It happened around the time a young guy should be going to college, so I consider it to be my degree. No piece of paper, but I learned a lot. One of the things is that it takes a LONG time to go from good to really good in the woods. There are a ton of "good" woodswalkers out there, but until it opens up to you and your sense of smell gets acclimated and all the little signs start being glaring big signs to you, you miss bunches. I guess it would appear almost like psychic powers or something to people not

    • by curtisk ( 191737 )
      very interesting press conference right now...
      • That's the consensus so far, hoax. They sure didn't say or do anything that looks respectable or scientific. I sat up and half listened, half dozed through coast to coast last night listening to some analysis of it, they say 99% odds a hoax. Pity. The biggest deal is the crap photos, they couldn't even offer anything clear, and in this day and age, that costs little to have some decent snapshots.

        • by curtisk ( 191737 )
          I couldn't stay up for coast to coast, tried....but bombed out around 12am...but yeah, crummy photos and stills don't cut it. Also the DNA test results were "meh" and not even close to one another. So if you pulled some DNA from my gut, I may show up as Pizza and Buffalo Wings in a DNA test?! :)
          Couple all that with their earlier YouTube, they have some brass balls, or no brains to try and pull off a hoax...unless these guys were trying to keep it local and once Biscardi got onboard it snowball

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