I'm sitting in my bedroom waiting for the acid to kick in, and for my best friend to come over, so I thought I'd announce my return to slashdot.
Since I stopped posting, I have been offered the chance to moderate and metamoderate. WHAT THE FUCK is up with that shit. All because I demonstrated How to go from Terrible to Positive Karma in 6 steps and my karma got positive.
So I'm back, but don't mind me, I'll be the one at the party who sneaks off with your girlfriend, and then finishes then night, standing, post-coitus, in the corner, drunk, yelling shit at the lampshade and the host's hot younger sister.
Ahh, slashdot. It's nice to be home.