nizo's Journal: Post an anonymous question!

Well I haven't done this in ages, so it is long overdue. Feel free to post an anonymous question, to be answered by the hordes (i.e. 3 or 4) people that read my journals. Warning: I have mod points, so particularly trollish entries will be modded down. That said, read this journal at your own risk.

The last time I did this was fairly entertaining, so lets see what happens this time.
http://slashdot.org/~nizo/journal/134042

Don't forget to post questions anonymously!!!

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[StalinsNotDead]

Post on Slashdot. You're on the right track.

I'd ask a question, but I don't post anonymously.

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[tomhudson]

Some really good suggestions, but:

A few suggestions: If you are depressed, deal with that. It can't hurt anyway. Exercise, counselling, St. John's wort, etc

St. John's Wort is no better than a placebo.

That aside, as you point out, changing your routine works wonders. "A change is as good as a vacation." Turn off the tv and take a long soak in a tub. Read a book. Beg, borrow, or rent a dog and take it for a walk (volunteer to walk the dogs at the local animal shelter). Great exercise and you meet LOTS o

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[queenofthe1ring]

People generally don't fit in the cracks between the sofa cushions the same way keys do.

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[CowboyNealOption]

Wow, my only qualifications here are that my incredible (some might even say, superhuman) inability to sustain a relationship might make me an expert on what not to do.

I must admit I am a tad confused, as on the one hand you say you have lost all contact, and yet you have been leaving messages and such that she hasn't been returning. So it sounds like you have already answered your second question: unless she got hit by a bus and is in a coma at the hospital, you may have already entered the creepy zone.

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[CowboyNealOption]

Awww crap, I forgot the "post anonymously" button. Oh well, even Clark Kent screws up now and then. :-)

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[CowboyNealOption]

Oh, and thanks for getting that song stuck in my head :-|

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[CowboyNealOption]

Wow, wish I could help but alas my Micrsoft C++ skills are, lets face it, non-existent. But perhaps others can help cover my serious deficiency???

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[Bill Dog]

To go with your plan of attack literally, I think you would have to install system hooks to trap the BeginPaint() and EndPaint() and GetDC() and ReleaseDC() and other such Win32 API's, and if for example the window class of the caller is that of the control, don't pass the call thru to Windows, but return your memDC.

An indirect solution that might be much easier is to somehow wait until the control has finished constructing all its graphical output, and then BitBlt from its DC to yours, and just cover its c

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[CowboyNealOption]

Only as long as you don't post in the entry, though it would appear more than one person is modding in here already.

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[Bill Dog]

You're only supposed to light your farts, dumdum.

(Fulllllaaaaaambait! :)

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[smittyoneeach]

Nah, this explanation is just fascism, and it happens on the left at about the same frequency as on the right.

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[Bill Dog]

Nothing beats a great pair of ... [leggs.com]

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[Allen Zadr]

I am, and always have been, a supporter of butts. That's not to say that I ignore boobs or legs. Boobs, for example, are far less awkward to pay close attention to in intimate situations. There's no comfortable way, for example, to kiss a butt while staring into her eyes. Yet, I am an assman.

Speculation or Prognostication?

[Anonymous Coward]

Speculum or Forceps?