Scott Lockwood's Journal: To all my friends who actually have artistic talent,

To all my friends who actually have artistic talent, can someone please
draw me a stick figure in a bell hop uniform (ya know, the pill box type
hat, and jacket), pinned to a wall by several arrows sticking out of his
arms and chest, with X's for eyes, and blood dripping from the arrow
holes sticking out of him? If you've ever played Kingdom of Loathing,
that style of stick figure is what I'm looking for. (see
http://www.kingdomofloathing.com/) The text beneath it should read,
"Porter Arrows".

I need it for the wiki at work.